Cheap R1 for sale

[UrbanRacer]

Not bad


https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321823615230

[bamt]

I asked him how it ran and he said it wooden go

[struan80]

Does it have a log book?

[arry]

Might be going against the grain but I don't like that

Wonder if they'll branch out into other makes and models

[MCN]

I wonder what it's knot to Sixty will be?

[deadwolf]

Buy life-sized wooden R1. Replace R1-riding mate's bike with wooden facsimile. When mate calls you over to have a look, act like the wooden bike is an actual R1 and question his sanity for at least five minutes.

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[Jim Mc]

Why wood you?

[DrDonnyBrago]

Looks oak fir the money, but I wooden pay more than tree fiddy, wood yew?

[Eddie Hitler]

You guys are starting to sap my energy with the endless puns.

[delsol]

I asked if the age of the bike could be verified, he said "you can count the rings yourself".

[MCN]

How would you protect it against the elements?
ACF-50 or Cuprenol?
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[The Wobbly Orange]

I hope that exhaust has a nice bark. I think that's quite a poplar upgrade.
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[Just_James]

Hmmm.. would I buy it purely on the strength that it gives me wood?
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[MarJay]

The seat is like a plank, the brakes are wooden but it's solid as an oak.
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[chris-red]

I hate these sort of threads, I'm going to leaf.
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[MCN]

It's rumoured Rossi will ride one in next season's Moto GP but there isn't a grain of evidence to support that.
He did say he wants to get back to his roots though.
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[UncleFester]

I bet it's really planted in the corners and will run concentric rings around everything else!
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[Orennayar]

First bike with a positive carbon footprint I guess
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[recman]

Gotta be worth it just for the tyres.

I didn't do anything there btw.

[grr666]

Knot a good idea to take it on the beech.
Fir what it's worth, it looks oak a to me.
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[GeorgeB.]

Would this leaf a GSXR 1000 for dust?
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[Tristan.]

Trees.

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[Vracktal]

It's actually not a badly done job. Maker must have been a stickler for detail...
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