Last night my bike did try to kill me then abused me...

[Pol Anorl]

Rode to town to use a jetwash give it a clean around 11pm...

got into town and mid roundabout outside my destination i felt a sudden derp and almost fell off.. limped to jetwash guessing id hit oil or diesel being a major freight route i washed bike and could hear a hissing...

Yep front tyre valve split.

by this time its 11:30pm, my ecig battery was almost dead, so rather than calling the rac and waiting hours i found if i hold the valve at a certain angle it reduced the air leak massively so taped the valve up pumped it up with my 12v compressor then chucked more tape on top then proceeded to ride home gingerly..

[defblade]

It never rains
...but it pours
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BMW K1200R Sport 163bhp => Aprilia Shiver GT 750 95bhp

[Pol Anorl]

its all done now minus welding the rear subframe which snapped under the weight of much lead in the topbox
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[kramdra]

hmm? https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=4176369#4176369

[P.addy]

10/10 for ingenuity.

Only an A, an A+ would have been issued had regulation gaffer been used.

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Highwayman]

Nice Scooter !

[andyscooter]

^^^^ this nice lammie
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[monkeybiker]

I wonder if you could fix a puncture with gaffer tape

I'm mean just enough to get you home?

[Pol Anorl]

[stevo as b4]

Failed at your own sales pitch TBH, by showing that old school cool scoot next to your Fraser!

[gbrand42]

[Chuffin Nora]

Well now, Paul.

I had you down as BCF's resident hard man, but I've begun having doubts.

[Pol Anorl]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Top bodge though, geezer
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[Pol Anorl]

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