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PostPosted: 12:19 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Cilla Black Reply with quote

Deaded.
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

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Better her than you though lad.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

bad prank gone wrong. she was suppose to wake up n shout surprise surprise
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Deaded.


Better her than you though lad.


Should have seen me in Tescos last night. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

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Should have seen me in Tescos last night. Embarassed


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PostPosted: 13:39 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lack of fluids yesterday made the legs go in the freezer aisle. Not pretty.
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lack of fluids yesterday made the legs go in the freezer aisle. Not pretty.


I woulda laughed Wink
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Deaded.


Never was her number one fan, never ever forgave her for that tripe "Surprise Surprise".
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Deaded.


Never was her number one fan, never ever forgave her for that tripe "Surprise Surprise".


You clearly never watched 'Blind date' then. It made 'Surprise Surprise' look high-brow.
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

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You clearly never watched 'Blind date' then. It made 'Surprise Surprise' look high-brow.


Forgot about that Twisted Evil ...... just as Shite as "Surprise Surprise"
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 02 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 01:25 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:01 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ Now that is clever and funny. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lorra lorra laughs!
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Never was her number one fan, never ever forgave her for that tripe "Surprise Surprise".

The slightly older amongst us remember her for The Cilla Black Show in the 1970s, which as I recall was pretty good, and at least made a change from the Two Ronnies and Morcambe and Wise. What I liked was that she never stopped being a working class Liverpudlian, never tried to turn her self into a self important prima-donna.

Surprise Surprise and Blind Date would have been cringingly awful whoever had presented them, it's the knob-ends who produced them who deserve slating, not the person brave enough to front them.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 09 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

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What I liked was that she never stopped being a working class Liverpudlian, never tried to turn her self into a self important prima-donna.



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publicly voiced her admiration of Margaret Thatcher, stating in 1993 that Thatcher "put the Great into Great Britain".[62] In April 1992 she appeared on stage at a Conservative Party rally and made prominent calls for the party's re-election under the leadership of John Major.


Aye, a very working class Liverpudlian kind of girl. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 07:39 - 10 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
What I liked was that she never stopped being a working class Liverpudlian, never tried to turn her self into a self important prima-donna.

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Only ever sat in seat 1a (first class) on ba aircraft, would kick off if not available. Only ever drinks champagne in flight.

Cabin crew not allowed to speak to her at all (must go through P.A)
Cabin crew not allowed to look her in the eyes.

Not too nice by all accounts according to PPRUNE.


very working class...
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PostPosted: 07:43 - 10 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

watched the itv programme about her last week (because sheriden smith)

was disappointed

three times she answered the phone in it and not once did she say

ello its cilla ere Sad
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 10 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quoted from PPRUNE:

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You don't talk to Ms Black.
Ms Black will talk to you.
Ms Black only sits in 1A
Ms Black will have some champagne now.
Ms Black talks through a personal assistant. 

Vile bitch, rumour has it she was banned from BA for a while because of her attitiude to staff and excessive demands about seating


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Cilla Black - she should be shot - quite possibly one of the most unpleasant individuals I have ever come across.


Also, that 'accent'...more fake than Quorn.
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 10 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:


Surprise Surprise and Blind Date would have been cringingly awful whoever had presented them, it's the knob-ends who produced them who deserve slating, not the person brave enough to front them.



She was part of the collective/conspiracy who foisted that tripe on to us Puke
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 20 Aug 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul O'Grady has just delivered a great eulogy. He had 'em rolling in the aisles and when he had finished, The Bishop ordered him to say 3 Hail Mary's Razz
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 20 Aug 2015    Post subject: Re: Cilla Black Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
What I liked was that she never stopped being a working class Liverpudlian.........


A career based on pretending to be common!

Andy_Pagin wrote:
never tried to turn her self into a self important prima-donna.


From what I've read, there are plenty of BA staff and showbiz underlings who diagree with that, and would rather have had their toe nails pulled out than deal with her!

Andy_Pagin wrote:
Surprise Surprise and Blind Date would have been cringingly awful whoever had presented them, it's the knob-ends who produced them who deserve slating, not the person brave enough to front them.


Not forgetting the, braindead, bellends who watched them!

Deaded, now planted!
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 02 Sep 2015    Post subject: Cilla Reply with quote

Apperently she's not even liked on mumsnet! https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/1178952-Didnt-Cilla-Black-feature-heavily-on-meanest-rudest-celeb-thread

Was working in Denham near her place when her son killed a biker the bitch never left the house to even see if he was Ok then claimed she had contacted the family and offered her commiserations, son fined £250 for taking someones life what a joke Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 02 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least she wasn't quite so arrogant as that egomaniac Bruce Forsyth is.
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 03 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ed Case wrote:
At least she wasn't quite so arrogant as that egomaniac Bruce Forsyth is.


I beg you Sir. Enigmatic you mean. Mad


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