Parking spot got nicked.

[notbike]

The bikers on my estates are like dogs, we all have our own lamp-post. Territory marked and all.

However, tonight a wild cock nose scooter rider has appeared and has decided to steal my lamp post in exactly the same spot I've parked it for almost two years.

This forces me to park my bike at a dodgy angle where the large metal communal bins can easily hit my bike with a little bit of help from wind.

I'm feeling very disgruntled by the whole situation and probably need to take it upon myself to go and engage in calming methods such as aligning pebbles in order of colour and size.


tl;dr dik'edd nicked my only decent parking spot what do

How should I deal with this?

[Pol Anorl]

lift moped move into position yours is in..

put yours in his spot.
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Jewlio Iglesias: You live in Liverpool - Chances are, the front door has already been kicked off the hinges

[notbike]

[Pol Anorl]

has his got an alarm?

set it off

then wait till he turns it off then set it off again.

keep doing this.
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20:30:37 Pyro.: I don't sort of like men, I take every advantage to choke on dick.
Jewlio Iglesias: You live in Liverpool - Chances are, the front door has already been kicked off the hinges

[notbike]

[Pol Anorl]

Don't get caught. if he catches you just say you saw some kids touching his bike and you where checking, suggest he moves it elsewhere.
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20:30:37 Pyro.: I don't sort of like men, I take every advantage to choke on dick.
Jewlio Iglesias: You live in Liverpool - Chances are, the front door has already been kicked off the hinges

[Undinist]

Slash his tyres, brake fluid on his paintwork, potato up the exhaust. That'll teach him a valuable life lesson. You'll be like the father he never had.
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[-Matt-]

[Polarbear]

It's frustrating isn't it. We are so creatures of habit.

When I was commuting to London on the early train, all the same people used to sit in the same seats. If someone came and sat in 'their' seat it really used to piss them off. Some would stomp off up the train. Others sit across and glare at the interloper. Funny as fuck.
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[Pol Anorl]

[Rogerborg]

Is his ped legal?

https://www.vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/

https://ownvehicle.askmid.com/


Has it been abandoned?

https://www.gov.uk/report-abandoned-vehicle

If we can't use the tools of the State in a wildly overblown petty vendeta against people who have mildly inconvenienced us then why did my grandads even bother to fight that Mr Hitler?
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[recman]

Be sure write Meef on the lamppost for when the question arises.

And get a bike with more authoritah.

[goto10]

Buy another bike, then you can leave it chained to the lamp post, thus reserving your spot. [/viz]
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[MCN.]

Don't live in Shitsville where you have to park on the street. Job jobbed.

[Dave70]

[notbike]

Hold on guys sorry to bump my own thread but the plot has thickened.

Tonight the cover on the parking spot thief's bike has come half off exposing the rear wheel and the exhaust.

Yes the guy is still in my parking spot, but what's more interesting is it's a fucking Ninja 300. Of all bikes.

The rear rim looks identical to mine and the exhaust is unmistakably a stock ninja 300's exhaust. It has green rim tape which means it's a Kawasaki. Also the outline of the headlight is visible through the cover and it looks like a 300's headlight.

I haven't seen the bastard move that bike at all over the past couple days.

Why is this faggot copying me? Are they going to slowly move into my house, steal my job etc?

Or is he waiting to steal my shiny exhaust?

[recman]

https://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/torty_2008/invasion%20of%20the%20bodysnatchers_0_zpsolg2arai.jpg

[Dave70]

They're preparing a doppelganger.

Do not go to sleep or close your eyes for too long.
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2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[ScaredyCat]

[Undinist]

https://youtu.be/FWmH9ylqYYQ
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[notbike]

[Dave70]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger
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2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[notbike]

[ADSrox0r]

Burn it.

/thread
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