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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 19 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do believe, Dr Quack
That you have been, smoking crack.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 19 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is very silly
I think he's really playing with his willy.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 19 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright ... That's it !
Let's start talking shit
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only truth Dr Quack has written,
for this reason, I have bitten.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is just a load of crap
It happens when folk try to rapp
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wotcha.

I've just had an orange

oh . . . . - - -. Bugger !
Very Happy
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night I had a rather hot curry
Today I keep needing the toilet in a hurry.
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PostPosted: 04:42 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

So a curry to ease
an ice cube 'round the rim, will please
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

so major doss want ice cubes up his bum

wonder what he puts in his rum
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PostPosted: 08:12 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lone-Wolf wrote:
Wotcha.

I've just had an orange

oh . . . . - - -. Bugger !
Very Happy



Could of had Blorenge (a mountain in Wales) and sporange (a sac where spores are made).
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir, your line
Does not rhyme
And that's a crime.
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

BCF you weirdo lot,
I think you've rather lost the plot.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Painted the new back door last night,
This morning the fucker's stuck shut, real tight


Sad
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scaredycat need not be stuck in the house today
He could man up and yank the door - the fucking big gay
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry seems angry and rather girly
He should loosen up and have a curly wurly
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm off out for a full English
The wife's not hungry, so hers I'll finish.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

The moment I joined, I was thinking,
This forum was about motorbiking...
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lone-wolf's failed rhyme about an orange
Could have been solved by using a door-hinge
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Quack did smoke some crack
Then on a forum he did post
Strange, random thoughts
And received retorts
Half serious at most

On seeing who posted
Interest waned, I noticed
Oh, not more of his rambling crap!
But on close inspection
It was a feeble confection
He's a very peculiar chap.
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

That door stuck tight,
both feet on the walls,
tugged at it real hard,
Wap, straight in the balls.




Doh!
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then in the forum main,
I read he oiled his chain.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sable wrote:
Then in the forum main,
I read he oiled his chain.


Most posters are so thick
The workshop goes off topic

Most on topic are informative but then
It gets derailed again
By MCN
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 20 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
Sable wrote:
Then in the forum main,
I read he oiled his chain.

Most posters are so thick
The workshop goes off topic


When you tell them to post it where,
they don't seem to really care.
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