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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: CMD Porkgate! Reply with quote
Well someone had to!

PREMIER PORKS PORCINE AT PERVERSE PARTY
Deep Throat source tells all!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/how-the-world-media-reacted-to-david-cameron-dead-pig-and-drugs-claims-10510734.html

Makes a change from putting his foot in his mouth!
Hope he used his penis beaker! Sick
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
His PR team are desperately trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's smear.......
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I take one long weekend off in Wales, away from any news, internets or phone signals, and this kicks off!

Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
It doesn't take long..

https://soundcloud.com/theiainduncansmiths/pigs-mouth-strikes-again-feat-david-cameron

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/general/ppig.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm guessing he got the wrong end of the stick when somebody suggested a hog-roast...

Comedy gold!!!
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Comedy gold!!!


Right up to the point where Theresa May becomes PM....
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I couldn't care less what he did as a student 20 something years ago tbh. I think everybody has something
they've done in the past which they would never admit openly.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
We need pics and not photoshopped ones either!
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
I couldn't care less what he did as a student 20 something years ago tbh. I think everybody has something
they've done in the past which they would never admit openly.

I don't think many of ours would involve dead animals and genitalia, and not many of us will go on to be PM one day. That's if it's true, but it's quite the slander if there's no substance. And he did say he'd get the economy bacon track.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
There are people out there putting a Pig's cooked legs into their mouth whilst watching TV and being outranged about the PM putting his dick in the Pig's mouth Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I woken up next to some porkers when the beer goggles have worn off Embarassed

But then I'm not PM.

Anyway, Corbyn can't comment after fucking Abbott. I'd rather shag a dead pig than that.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't see the problem. Most blokes have had a pig give them a blowjob at sometime or other.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
I see Corbyn's PR machine is in full swing.

What, the Daily Mail?
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I tried to phone Downing Street for a comment but all I got was crackling.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I suppose you think the timing is a pure coincidence? A non-Dom billionaire tried to buy a ministerial job, Cameraon didn't let it happen, so he's released this unofficial autobiography with a mysterious co author as an attack.

... Which has nothing to do with Corbyn or anyone on the left. It's one rich Tory trying to smear a less rich Tory, via the most right-wing daily 'newspaper'.

It's laughable, pathetic in-fighting, and even shows off to the right and Torys what a trashy, sensationalist, bullshit rag The Mail is.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Maybe we should just put all the candidates in a Big Brother style house and the public can vote them out one by one, to find a winner?
Far too dull. Some sort of Battle Royale situation would be better. I'd even consider paying the TV-extortion fee to watch that.

Oh and...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 21 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I suspect a forthcoming attempted coup from the Tory right.
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Doubtful. With the result in the election Cameron is enjoying considerable authority within the MP's in his party and that's unlikely to disappear any time soon. We may start to see a split eventually but probably not til 2018-2019 when we see manoeuvring for the leadership.
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PostPosted: 07:21 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Poor Piglet Reply with quote
Call me Dave
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://i.imgur.com/vOIM0Aj.jpg

That pictures makes much more sense now that we know what Cameron gets up to!

(Am munching a bacon sandwich whilst posting this. Laughing)
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PostPosted: 08:13 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
This is what pisses me off with modern politics. It's fought via the media and smear campaigns, rather than policies and performance as a government.


I agree!

And how many "smear campaigns", do you think, have been up and running over the last few weeks then?
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:

This is what pisses me off with modern politics. It's fought via the media and smear campaigns, rather than policies and performance as a government.


Agreed.

I'm guessing you're not a fan of Corbyn anyway but this takes the biscuit: Daily Express - Jeremy Corbyn's great great grandfather was the master of a workhouse.

And I agree the Cameron pig sex thing is stupid too. It's a good laugh but it doesn't have any connection to his quality as a PM.
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 22 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
At least Cameron didn't make the pig a frontbencher afterwards, though.

*Fun fact - I actually like Comrade Corbyn, and think he's a good opposition leader. More to the point, I wouldn't even care about the Abbot thing were it not for the fanfare that came about when he appointed her to the shadow cabinet.
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