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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 08:18 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
my legs are too short to fit on most of them Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
my legs are too short to fit on most of them Rolling Eyes


C'mom, give the guy a challenge at least, that ones easily fixed:

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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
But they don't match my handbag
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
The thing when your foreskin gets pulled back and the end of your nob rubs on your zip...really niggles.
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you think they will ever invent sidesaddle motorbikes for the distaff side?
It's quite remiss of them not to do so.
Riding akimbo like this is just not very ladylike, izzit.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
rubyhorse2 wrote:
The thing when your foreskin gets pulled back and the end of your nob rubs on your zip...really niggles.


You have zips on your under pants?

https://i.imgur.com/rwwf5hG.jpg Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Northern Monkey wrote:
I don't like it that you get wet when it rains, or that you can fall off.

Can you design a 4 wheeled bike so I can't fall off, and preferably with a roof, so I don't get wet when it rains


A salutary warning: I think the designers of the BMW C1 were ceremonially disembowelled somewhere in a back street in Bermondsey for that little design gaffe.
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
petalbriefs wrote:
You have zips on your under pants?
https://i.imgur.com/rwwf5hG.jpg Laughing


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PostPosted: 10:44 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not enough sunshine, sunshine. Fix that, and you will forever be my hero Wub
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Do you think they will ever invent sidesaddle motorbikes for the distaff side?

Nothing stopping you, as I read C&U.

THE MAN wrote:
a motor cycle equipped with a driver's seat of a type requiring the driver to sit astride it

THE MAN also wrote:
If any person in addition to the driver is carried astride a two-wheeled motor cycle on a road


Strongly implies that other types are considered.

Although apparently you'd have to fit seat belt anchor points. Eh?
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Re: Issues with riding bikes Reply with quote
Andy_Pagin wrote:
unless it's Unigate and you're a milkman


I lol'd.
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
sharpe2002 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I keep sitting on my right bollock.


Never the left, always the right.


On that note. If manufacturers could design a tank with a recess for them..that'd be great. And maybe fit a hole in the seat..similar to that pedalists seats have. Mine have never got in the way this much Laughing


Is that a fart channel or a pussy odour disperser or something? Modern womens bicycle seats just don't have the aroma of the old ones. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
getting pulled by plod for rider awareness info, to be told it'd be really helpful as poldsson is doing product design at yooni and can I fill in this survey
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