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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: I'm pleased to tell you... oh shi.. Reply with quote

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A student driver was unfortunate enough to crash whilst on a test– ending up back in the driving school building.

The unlucky driver appears to have pressed the accelerator instead of the brake, causing the learner car to shoot through the front of the driving school building.


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/general/learner.jpg
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grr666
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats automatics for you. I'd never buy one unless I absolutely had to.
This is a common type of crash with the elderly as they tend to buy automatics when their coordination
and skill start to suffer with age. They do this rather than the decent thing and handing their licences back
and using the free buss pass they are given. I followed an ancient old bag yesterday and she never even
glanced in her OS mirror before pulling out across the white lines to pass a couple of parked buses at 27mph.

There's loads of half dead coffin dodgers round my way randomly piloting vehicles they can't properly park,
manouvre or control the revs on (those that are still abusing manual cars anyway. Doing 4500rpm as they
creep with zero discernible motion into a parking space) My advice, avoid the ones with GIANT wraparound
black sunglasses on over their normal glasses. They don't bother looking anyway because cataracts.

https://www.amazon.com/Cover-Ups-Sunglasses-People-Prescription-Glasses/dp/B0040DR96Q
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 how are you actually typing...or what are you typing on. This has been bugging me for a while Laughing

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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

When they do eventually hand their licenses in, they go and buy themselves a mobility scooter. Shocked
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grr666
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's true, and block the pavement out side the Post office, no joke I've just come back from posting my sisters
birthday card and it was like a Hells Grannies parking lot. Laughing

@Paddy.
I'm using an Acer Aspire laptop most of the time. Sometimes a Kindle Fire HD and sometimes my HTC smartphone.
Why's that? On my display that particular post shows as two relatively brief paragraphs and an Amazon link.
Same as what you posted in your screen grab.
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your text doesn't take up the whole width of the window.

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PostPosted: 16:47 - 21 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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grr666 wrote:
Thats automatics for you. I'd never buy one unless I absolutely had to.
This is a common type of crash with the elderly as they tend to buy automatics when their coordination
and skill start to suffer with age. They do this rather than the decent thing and handing their licences back
and using the free buss pass they are given. I followed an ancient old bag yesterday and she never even
glanced in her OS mirror before pulling out across the white lines to pass a couple of parked buses at 27mph.

There's loads of half dead coffin dodgers round my way randomly piloting vehicles they can't properly park,
manouvre or control the revs on (those that are still abusing manual cars anyway. Doing 4500rpm as they
creep with zero discernible motion into a parking space) My advice, avoid the ones with GIANT wraparound
black sunglasses on over their normal glasses. They don't bother looking anyway because cataracts.

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grr666 wrote:
Thats automatics for you. I'd never buy one unless I absolutely had to. This is a common type of crash with the elderly as they tend to buy automatics when their coordination and skill start to suffer with age. They do this rather than the decent thing and handing their licences back and using the free buss pass they are given. I followed an ancient old bag yesterday and she never even glanced in her OS mirror before pulling out across the white lines to pass a couple of parked buses at 27mph.

There's loads of half dead coffin dodgers round my way randomly piloting vehicles they can't properly park, manouvre or control the revs on (those that are still abusing manual cars anyway. Doing 4500rpm as they creep with zero discernible motion into a parking space) My advice, avoid the ones with GIANT wraparound black sunglasses on over their normal glasses. They don't bother looking anyway because cataracts.
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 23 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he has a 640x480 display and hits 'enter' before
reaching the edge of the screen.... Smile
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 23 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Thats automatics for you. I'd never buy one unless I absolutely had to.



Wotcha.

( I had to )

Let's hope you never have the kind of accident that leaves you with a left foot which doesn't work properly then.
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