F'n bar stools

[tatt0owarrior]

Would you Adam and eve it some fecker has stolen my rear led light, number plate and L plate I came out of work this evening to find them gone I couldn't believe it as the fecking thing was welded on fookin bankers if I find the little shot I'll fookin stab him! Rant over

[P.addy]

Fit another. It'll increase the value.

[tatt0owarrior]

Lol I'll save the value to my 2.0 T Audi thanks

[stinkwheel]

Wait 'till some bugger steals your HT lead and plug cap for their field bike.

I kicked my Jawa over 'till I was red in the face before I noticed.
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[P.addy]

[tatt0owarrior]

:s ?

[Ariel Badger]

We have had some "ambitious" claims about welding abilities on here in the past but a number plate, L plate and a light is a first!
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[Rogerborg]

Welded on but sticking out to the side? Embedded in a Range Rover, I'm guessing.

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[andyscooter]

Went round left hand corner and ground plate snapping the rest I reckon
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[andyscooter]

Double post fail
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[Wobbling Dog]

Went round left hand corner and ground plate snapping the rest I reckon

[fatjames]

Went round left hand corner and ground plate snapping the rest I reckon

[Rogerborg]

[grr666]

Look in the kerb area along your regular commute.
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[Triton Thrasher]

A passer-by barked their shin on it and kicked it onto your slates in a fit of temper.
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[nowhere.elysium]

[chris-red]

My friend lost the L plate and number plate off the back of my RXS. He'd just passed his CBT, I said he could have the bike to use as he wanted. We went out for a ride and got to a set of traffic lights. He starts reving the engine indicating he wanted a race. I thought it'd be fun and shot off when the lights went green. I looked in my mirror and saw that he had hardly moved however the bike was at 12 o'clock and he was hanging of the back of it with the front wheel violently swinging between left and right. . I remember there being a Range Rover to his right and and BMW to his left. I could see it getting expensive.

I think that scared him straight on the bike.

He is no better in the car, his dad is the Chief Driving Examiner for the area and he is by far the worst driver out of any of our group of mates. He said his test had to be with some high up bloke in the Driving Examiner hierarchy as it couldn't be anyone under his dad. He said the bloke was ancient and told him he hadn't given a driving test in over 20 years

He came very close to wiping us out/Rolling his car when we went camping once, he came later and came barrelling down this wet grassy hill, then did a handbrake turn towards us. Obviously the slope and wet grass meant he wasn't stopping. He panicked and I'm not sure what he did but ended up with the car suddenly flicked 180 degrees from being left side facings us to right side facing us all the while it was bouncing off the rev limiter. He stopped about 5/6feet from the gazebo with ~15 people sitting down inside. Luckily it was covered and only a few of us saw it, I shit meself thinking it was going to end nastily.
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[tatt0owarrior]

It was attached when i parked it outside the office then when i finished work it wasn't there so yea i guess it must of fell off

[Minty]

So the security guard is not a fan of your bike either
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[arry]

[tatt0owarrior]

No security guard I'm afraid and like I said it must of fell off

[Rogerborg]

[grr666]

If it has been taken, then keep an eye on the post.
Those pesky gatsos are so troublesome when you have to slow down for them. Bus lane? What bus lane?
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[tatt0owarrior]

yea I've a feeling I may get a few speeding tickets through the post

[arry]