"Petit" Pois My Arse

[Vincent]

Tonght, I thought I'd have some of the frozen Petit Pois that I bought from Sainsburys...... to go with my fish 'n banerks*. Imagine my surprise to find that they weren't "Petit Pois" at all.... but more the size of traditional Garden Peas I've noticed issues like this happening a lot recently, Isn't it exactly the sort of the that the European Union is supposed to protect us against


* Excuse spelling, I've never had to write that word before
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Are you sure you're not confusing petite pois with mange tout?

Petite pois are simply what we'd call slightly smaller than average garden peas, and that's hard to gauge without some average sized peas to compare them to.
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[Vincent]

Hmmm, I'm sure they're not Mange Tout.
I'm getting my vernier gauges out......................
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[Vincent]

.........I'm getting fairly consistent readings of between 8.08 and 8.79mm. I'm sure these suckers are too big........
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[binge]

I bought a packet of Cadbury's Giant Dairy Milk buttons today. And there was a regular Dairy Milk button in the packet.
I was going to take a photo and complain, but I am too much of a chocoholic and ate it before getting my phone out of my pocket.

[Vincent]

Holy cow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea
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[robs321]

I prefer sugar snap peas, far less pikey!

[andyscooter]

Op wants someone to do a small pea on his arse
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Chips and peas.
Fish chips, peas and curry.
Chips,peas and gravy.
Fishcake, chips and peas.

Those are the only peas I know.
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[Vincent]

No mushy peas fans? That green slop you get in a can that smells like someone threw up in there and sealed it up?

Anyhoo....I like my peas small and I'm being ripped off

I'm guessing the garden pea harvest was big this year and they're selling them as everything to get rid.
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[temeluchus]

BCF is finally totally dead. This thread is definitive proof.
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[Andy_Pagin]

Report the bastards to the EU, no doubt there's a whole ministry devoted to petit pois regulation who will invest millions of Euros in a pan-European enquiry. May as well get our money's worth before we tell them to fuck off in 2017.
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[Andy_Pagin]

To be fair, it serves OP bloodywell right for going all posh, should have stuck with mushy peas, especially in Yorkshire. Whatever next? drinking tea from a cup and saucer instead of a cracked mug?
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[flat spot]

I bought a multi pack of Flakes a few months ago, 4 in a pack which was on offer. Thought I'd got myself a bargain until the last flake turned out to be 1/3 flake 2/3rds empty pack. (unopened I might add)
Not just taking it on the chin I sent it to the complaints dept with a letter detailing my disappointment. I heard nothing.
The fact I'm taking time to type this shows how hurt I am about the whole ordeal.

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[Snodvan]

[andyscooter]

I also like marrowfat processed peas in a tin



Sorry
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