Young people speak

[Ariel Badger]

A youth asked me if a female member of staff was my "nurse" he had a rather conspiratorial grin on his face and his friend thought it was funny, was he implying that I am old and need looking after or that I am boning her?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

See in the good old days you could have given him a clip around the ears...or a firm bum fingering and sent the cheeky rascal on his way.

Thing is, once you're over 30 you are ancient in their eyes.
I'm so old kids ask me if I'm still alive.

I do not condone bum fingering...Besides being totally wrong it also makes your fingers smelly.
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[chickenstrip]

I got asked by some young kid recently if I was really old. Never seen him before, nor him me. So that's it then. What do Werther's Originals taste like?

P.S. All kids know that if you're past 30, you ain't boning anyone. That would just be disgusting.
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Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Suntan Sid]

I'm amazed any of you happened upon a yoof, that could manage to find the time to tear tehmselves away from their, fcukin', phone for more than 10 seconds!
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"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!"

[Nobby the Bastard]

[chickenstrip]

[Triton Thrasher]

No. 1 Son asked: "Dad, were you alive in the olden days?"
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

When I was 25 my Dad (then 50) announced that he and his (then) 40 year old wife were having a baby. I was appalled.

It's bad enough knowing your parents had sex (at least once, to get you) but a 50 year old and a 40 year old? I honestly thought it was physically impossible and possibly illegal* for old gronkers to do sex.

That baby is now 31 (do your own maths) which makes me even older than Dad was back then.

Sid's bit younger than me, but by a 25 year old's standards we're both ancient.

That is all.

*Sid & I have been told sex at our age is illegal, but only if you're caught doing it in the freezer aisle. This may be why we're not allowed in Asda anymore
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[chickenstrip]

[Shaft]

I've gone beyond worrying about kids thinking I'm old, it's been happening for so long now, I'm past caring.

But I had to take a work colleague to hospital recently - he's 30 and as he walked into the reception area, the nurse at the desk asked me if I was his Father - WTF is that all about!
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Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
20 RE Interceptor, 83 Z1100A3, 83 GS650 Katana
WooHoo, I'm a Man Point Millionaire! https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=234035

[Kickstart]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

You have staff?

Just tell the youths they've all done very well, then enjoy their bafflement.
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'93 Yamaha XJR400 grey import (p-ex’d), '99 Kawasaki ZX6R (nicked), another '99 ZX6R (still got it) and '03 Yamaha YZF-R1 (still got that too.)

[Vincent]

I'm 54 you know
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[andym]

I noticed a comment on FB about being "old skool".... from a 23 year old


As for the Werther's Originals.... you'll know your old when a bag magically appears in your pocket

[Ste]

[Ariel Badger]

I asked him what he meant as I need to know to fill out his detention form correctly, either he was being disrespectful about Ms ***** or he was being rude to me.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[pepperami]

[Fisty]

In the summer I was listening to music in the van with the window down. A girl of no more than 12 shouted while I was at a crossing "that music isn't for you that's for us!"

The band I was listening to? Nirvana.


I'm 34.

I feel old.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[chickenstrip]

One of my favourite t-shirt slogans:

It's not that I'm old - your music really does suck!
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Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Ste]

[Andy_Pagin]

[Polarbear]

My wife came home from her school in a funny mood a while back, when asked what was wrong she said a girl had asked her what it was like to wear a crinoline.

II laughed, which was the wrong response.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Nexus Icon]

[Rogerborg]

Miss Borg's really hogging my Britney Spears' albums at the moment.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[LustyLew]