Where's Chickenstrip?

[Tracey Suntan-King]

It's been two weeks now since Chickenstrip moved into his new home in Carlisle.

He's been silent ever since.

Taking bets now that he's

5/1 Underwater
10/1 Sans broadband
2/1 Been run out of town for being a southerner

Any takers? Or other explanations?
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[Wonko The Sane]

ridden into another hedge?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

No odds on him being in a hedge again or is that so likely that no-one will take a bet on it?

Edit: Beaten to it whilst typing...
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I reckon he had no broadband, so he made his way to the citizens advice bureau but crashed into next door's hedge and whilst trapped the floods washed him towards the badlands part of Carlisle where he is currently being bummed for being a southerner.

Or he's at his Brother's.
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[MCN]

Missed the turn-off and is now in Fort Augustus.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

BCF I'm surprised at your lack of concern.

FFS, David Cameron visited Carlisle today, don't you care?

Oh the humanity!

Poor Chickenstrip
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I don't feel overly concerned, his was a newbuild so you'd hope it wasn''t built in a flood zone.
It'd be cool if he'd check-in though.

Say the worst happened...He's a resourceful and helpful bloke....[gulps] and I'm glad I met him.
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[c_dug]

Thought I had his number but it appears I don't, guessing one of you lot do? Worth sending a text?
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[Copycat73]

thought it obvious
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[Pigeon]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Much appreciated.

I did a little search for newbuild homes in Carlisle and 'looks like' they're not in the main flood area. Fingers crossed for Nick.

[edit] nice.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Thanks Pigeon, deep down I was sure a resourceful wild camper like him could cope with the flooded North, even if he is a southerner.

As you were everyone and remember, when he does come back........

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[chickenstrip]

Chicken who? Feckin n00bs
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[stinkwheel]

On the subject of flooding.

Pool's closed.

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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[MCN]