BCF Awards 2015 - Such Prestige, Many Glamour, WOW - Results

CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

Nearly forgot about it this year Shocked

Self nomination is not allowed.
List copied from ~~last year~~ ~~2012~~ ~~2013~~ 2014.

Please include a link to Best/Funniest Thread nominations.
Please specify which fail you are nominating a member for.

To make life easy when it comes to counting up the votes, please post once with all nominations.

Do not be a total retard are make one post per nomination otherwise your vote/s will be ignored.

Simply Copy (Ctrl + C) and Paste (Ctrl + V) the above into a reply post and add your nominations.

Closing date:- 31st Dec 2015 23:59 NobCat Time

The categories of the awards for nomination are:

Sable · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2012 Karma :

A little disappointed there's still no 'Best MSPaint' category. The artwork displayed in the Spill Counter is worthy of the Tate Modern. Mr. Green

Polarbear · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Karma :

MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

Witch Hunt Rolling Eyes

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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Most Helpful Member:Grumpyguts, for being really brave with his car at bbq and reversing it to where the fire was for the night. In second place is Ste for helping me with the wardrobe.
Most Unhelpful Member:Ghostie, for the toilet.
Most improved member:
Funniest Member:Ste/CaNsA for the pictures of me fucked up in Ste's house
Most Annoying Member:MCN
Most Missed member:Fretty/Rec. Only got to meet them at bbq last year but they didn't come to this years
Best Avatar:
Best Thread:
Best Project Thread:
Worst Crash:
Best Rider:
Worst Rider:
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike: Has to be my exup.
Stupidest Member: PaulFZS (see fail/win of the year)
Most Pointless Member:MCN
Ultimate 'Ped-boi':
Funniest Thread: http://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=309131 Zero to flounce in 6 posts...
King of forum:
Queen of forum:Katy, well, because...
Flouncer of the year:
Troll of the year:
N00b of the year:Rhys 99
Biggest BCF Bawwwer:
Fail of the year:Karmageddon, watching this train crash happen in real time was one of my favorite moments ever. Quite why the protagonists couldn't see the most likely outcome was a bit beyond me.
Win of the year:Karmageddon, resulted in PaulFZS's banning[url][/url]
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MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Is anybody really interested in this?

Plus: if there is to be karma rigging, then I think there should be vote rigging for the categories in this.

I don't see the point in continuing to include QoF as a votable, actually.

Over the years, there have been and still are very many ladies indeed who are extremely able-bodied pretenders to this throne - but in fact although they have often come close to being voted for, most have only ever managed to knock my crown off once each - nobody has yet been voted IN as often as I have, even if only by a hairy chin whisker.

So I am riding my mighty steed roughshod upon the piss-arse little voting system and claiming the BCF queenship as my inaugural and henceforth unbreachable right.

(although I may nominate Katy or Tim when I am on me hols ...)

I shall look at my list of courtiers presently but for now MinhDinh is my official Court Jester.

You may tribute me in bacon and spliffs.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KwNsMyZWRZ0/TyxbeEUM1tI/AAAAAAAAAoA/XzWUwlP1M84/s1600/fat-lady-sings.jpg

Queen hellkat
Duchy of Jen

/machiavellian
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Meantime: (I'll work on it)

*If I were to allow votes for QoF, it would be, obviously, for Katy Smile

and I would ~~threaten everyone with a very pointy stick~~ magnanimously encourage everybody else to do so.
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temeluchus · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Cool.

*adjusts strap-on*

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr de Mille.
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temeluchus · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Karma :

work in progress

Most Helpful Member: The BCF IRC chat bot
Most Unhelpful Member:
Most improved member: paddwinz
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member:
Most Missed member: Korn
Best Avatar:
Best Thread:
Best Project Thread:
Worst Crash: rogerborgs off
Best Rider:
Worst Rider:
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike:
Stupidest Member:
Most Pointless Member:
Ultimate 'Ped-boi':
Funniest Thread:
King of forum: bubbs
Queen of forum: lustylew
Flouncer of the year: inkedwhatshisface
Troll of the year:
N00b of the year:
Biggest BCF Bawwwer:
Fail of the year:
Win of the year:
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redeem ouzzer · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2015 Karma :

I only liked this poll when I won stuff. 2013 I believe.
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Hoffy · Trackday Trickster Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

It is said that I am a kindly queen.
There shall be a bacon tithe.
Ten percent per annum of all BCF bacon are go to Us (the royal We)

If it makes you feel better, 1% of the bacon tithe shall be given to Bruno.
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nowhere.elysium · The Pork Lord Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Pssssssh *wafts hand away*

My minions are already removing 10% of YOUR bacon mountain from the streaky flanks.
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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

The results are in:-

No-one cares Sad

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

So does that mean we can finally put away this ridiculous voting game and replace it with a rousing round of Mornington Crescent instead?
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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

No, I'll still do it again at the end of this year cos tradition innit bruv.

dydey90 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2013 Karma :

Hold up, the Borg crashed?
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

He had a small but not insignificant incident Laughing

... (check the Spill Counter)
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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I don't understand or missed the Katy/Keith thing. Is it an actual transition or just a skit? I feel a bit awkward asking as it is only one person's business really.
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Minty · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Karma :

It's for the best that this be allowed to die. Every year I look at the results and call you a bunch of cunts for not giving me a nomination.

Now we can go back to you all being just a bunch of cunts.
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duhawkz · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Karma :

Poseidon · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Karma :

Too many categories. If it was whittled down to a half dozen awards, I'd have been more inclined to take part.

Something like:
King
Queen
Funniest member
Most helpful member
Most tragic member
Best thread

Less is more innit
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