2016 - Spill counter.

[P.]

Standard pissed up early post. Just do it!

Place spills here.

Rules:
1. Give it a *consecutive* number;
2. Brief details;
2a. New addition: Complete poll
3. Open your own thread to discuss, display artistic talents via Paint.

So if you don't put it here, Shocked it never happened Shocked - no matter how many posts/views you get on your own thread about it. Nobody really cares enough to bother to collect your stats from other threads.

4. If you die, don't put it here. Open your own post-mortality thread for the relative sympathy. Gory pics welcome but must include NSFW tag.

Please don't die this year!!!!

Go go go go go...

#1 - wr6133 rekt ZZR400, slide.
#2 - Kidjal rekt Street Triple, slide.

[chickenstrip]

I will not be appearing in this thread this year
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[P.]

[chickenstrip]

[anthony_r6]

I know it might be a bit more extra work on Paddy's part (Since he started the thread) but when a new one is put in the thread - can you add it to the OP with a link to the post??

Example

#1 AnPhonEh - Crashed into a bus shelter full of people.
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[P.]

I shall try my best.

[wr6133]

#1

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/paintdia_zpsowwn8ny7.jpg

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h13m09s433_zpsvgbmedlc.png

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h13m18s174_zpsbb7l1q8i.png

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h13m39s137_zpsheqzcfeb.png

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h14m00s217_zpsisd3xlqo.png

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h14m14s201_zpslfx2bky3.png

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/vlcsnap-2016-01-08-19h14m48s593_zpseftllfak.png

Initially thought I lost it on Ice, however on checking the bike my rear shock is totally bottomed out and not offering any rebound/dampening. Can't see how that would happen during the slide so not sure if it shit out while riding.

video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZELqyxF-0&feature=youtu.be

[Rogerborg]

Dem sparks.

Need more before-vid to declare "poor obs" or "shit riding" though.
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[wr6133]

[M.C]

Unlucky Did those cars drive around you and off into the distance?

[wr6133]

[Rogerborg]

So, are you dead, or... ?
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[Pigeon]

Bad luck sir. Road surface looks unusually reasonable considering it's next to a field.....then I saw the OCD ploughing lines, which might explain it.

Would knackered needle bearings cause a rear shock to lock?

[wr6133]

[Kidjal]

I add myself in shame. Back wheel skipped out, wobbled everything out, lost it and slid the rest of the way into a corner. More embrassing than dangerous.
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[Kidjal]

OK OK... #2

https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/masterpeice.jpg

Back wheel slipped out on something, couldn't find any diesel or anything maybe ice. Wobbled pretty violently and then dumped me off, landed on my ankle under the bike which now hurts like fook and slid with it into the gutter. Bike flipped up and over onto the grass.


Instrument/headlight support sheared off, presumably hitting the kerb.
https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/89d902e2-7166-488b-adb9-5b6132b77381.jpg

Crash bungs did their job
https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/99ca65f9-5f48-4712-9c6d-9e44f1da9ce0.jpg

https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/20660104-2024-4465-8363-828a47433467.jpg

https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/90eaa1c3-4584-427a-9741-3a9cee1706ce.jpg
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[hellkat]

Dude.
It needs numbering.

[ScaredyCat]

[Rogerborg]

[wr6133]

[Minty]

[Kidjal]

Thanks. I know what I am
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[Loui5D]

#3



Location: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Bamber+Bridge,+Preston,+Lancashire+PR5+6AW/@53.7189973,-2.6393097,18.5z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487b733a7034cb47:0xee043b9e71446a72

https://i.imgur.com/DjOQU5t.png



https://i.imgur.com/3OEnPJf.png

Black lines = road
Blue = route
Orange = buildings
red = parked cars
Grey = oh fuck moment and route.

Came off on ice doing about 8mph coming into work and slid across the road.

This is a private road owned by Eric Wright, apparently i may be able to claim off their insurance.


Damage pics - https://imgur.com/a/sywzH

https://i.imgur.com/6yXkET1.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/aJdi7bN.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/VT0GHi4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/QIsw0p4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/PTOiDov.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x1BSHwR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/hEKQW1L.jpg

[madmic]

@wr6133

Loved the lifesaver you did at 6s.. always do your lifesavers!
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