The art of being manly Q&A thread.

[Itchy]

So I could just google it but that would be boring.

So I'm making a thread on the art of being manly. So here is my first question. How do you shave your head or ball sack using a broken piece of glass?

https://goo.gl/pbw6oa

I mean obviously there is no need to shave your face like as a 'Stinkwheel' class beard is a prerequisite for manliness.
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[SQL]

I use veet +100 man points, cool the burn with armstrong toothpaste after.

[Lord Percy]

Well this used to be a thing:

https://assets.fightland.com/content-images/contentimage/55540/bear650.jpg

Article about here - https://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-twisted-and-terrible-history-of-men-fighting-bears

Also there's this: the Muslim festival of Ashura (some bloody images but I'll say it's work safe as it's an IBTime article). It's not religious, it's just an annual glorification of a basic primal display of attempted 'manliness'.

And here's a video of it LIVELEAK - NOT WORK SAFE - just look at them, the utter morons.

And, finally, the Tamil festival, Thaipusam, where they carry or pull objects by attaching them to their bodies with hooks and skewers.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/A_day_of_devotion_%E2%80%93_Thaipusam_in_Singapore_(4316838118).jpg
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10495/Thaipusam-045.jpg
https://cdn.onlypenang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/thaipusam-penang-2013-11.jpg

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

A real man wouldn't shave his balls. HTH
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[pinkyfloyd]

Not man

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/6f/6e/cf6f6e50ab145879c4b975a67f18d41f.jpg

Not man

https://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01545/skinnyjeans_1545885a.jpg

Man

https://images.mcn.bauercdn.com/PageFiles/546797/540x360/Guy-Martin.jpg

Real man

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Lemmy-02.jpg

In this day and age it seems common for a man to moisturise. When I was growing up the male section in the supermarket was tiny. We had shaving foam and deodorant. That was it. Now it is the same size as the make up aisle. I even seen male make up.

Anyone who moisturises and puts make up on is not man.

To answer OP question. I shave neither my head or balls. I do not even cut my hair.
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[recman]

There's no art to being a man, you've either got it or you're BodyGuard.

[CaNsA]

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[recman]

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[andyscooter]

I shave my head with a razor that's too blunt to do my face
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[Loui5D]

Replace vegetables with bacon strips.

[hellkat]

It's okay to go to the barber and get them to do it.
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[hellkat]

If someone could shrink that to avatar size I shall be most grateful
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

We might even be able to read it with an electron microscope.
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