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Val
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Top 10 things you hate on the road Reply with quote

My worst one is screen wash in the summer. Really hate this one.

https://www.bikesure.co.uk/bikesureblog/2016/02/top-10-motorcyclist-pet-hates.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=pothole&utm_campaign=bikesure

For some reason SMIDSY is not in top ten Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

the worst thing on the road is bikers.
great clumps of em all going slowly in convoy and just being twatish.
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PostPosted: 07:03 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Re: Top 10 things you hate on the road Reply with quote

Val wrote:


For some reason SMIDSY is not in top ten Shocked


Probably because these are just 'ittitations' that make you a bit 'grrr'.

SMIDSY falls under the category of, "Oh you didn't see me? Here let me paint your genitals with napalm and light it with fifty foot of magnesium ribbon stuffed up your arsehole"
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bullshit list appears to be bullshit.

Litter is above potholes? I encounter a lot more wrecked road surfaces than packets of Walkers.

#1 is "drivers hearing a loud bike and trying to goad it into racing"?

Really? How often does that happen, compared to drivers getting rageface at us for "skipping the queue"? That's an offence, that is!

Even if it did, how is it a problem? "After you, Pinky McWinky," and laugh it off.
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. I'm not one to generalise but nearly every Hyundai i10 I come across on the roads deserve to be blown up instantly. They effectively scream 'I know fuck all about cars or the road or where I am so go around me, please' on them. Hate.

2. People that can't find the accelerator when joining a motorway, what the actual fuck. I've had people bimble along at 30-40mph down an entire half mile of clear sliproad, sometimes with me flashing behind them.. only for them to get to the point of joining and STOP.. Shocked There was no way I was stopping so just went up the inside on the hard shoulder and joined that way. Laughing

The list goes on, but in general anyone that can't drive for shit pisses me off. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prius/mini cab drivers, bad roads and the fact that my bike costs more to tax than a diesel fiesta.
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minicab drivers, agreed.
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cars. Cars are the worst thing on the road.

Imagine the roads if the only vehicles were our bikes Cool
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tailgaters. Angry cagers trying to prove a point after I've filtered past them. Roadworks. Loose chippings.
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spikenipple wrote:
Cars. Cars are the worst thing on the road.

Imagine the roads if the only vehicles were our bikes Cool


Aren't you forgetting something irritating here...like cycles Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:04 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honda Jazz drivers
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

People turning right that edge out further when they see (or dont) a motorbike approaching them! Especially when they are obviously not concentrating.
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate it when you pull up alongside a cage and see some bird giving the driver a blowjob. Why not me, why is it never me??? Sad
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spikenipple wrote:
Cars. Cars are the worst thing on the road.

Imagine the roads if the only vehicles were our bikes Cool


Like that moment on the motorway where it's been closed due to an accident, loads of bikes have filtered to the front, then the HA bloke let the bikes through just before they open the road to cars? Loads of bikes, wide empty motorway ahead, all the police are behind you and otherwise engaged Smile
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
I hate it when you pull up alongside a cage and see some bird giving the driver a blowjob. Why not me, why is it never me??? Sad


Have you tried knocking on the window? You never know, he might let you have a suck on it instead of her.
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: re Reply with quote

motorbikes that dont check mirrors or shoulders when changing lane position, am always wary of overtaking motorbikes for this reason. or motorbikes who overtake inches from you, i had another motorbike manage to overtake me whilst filtering between two lanes of cars

london cyclists who stick their arm out but dont bother looking before changing lane, turning or changing lane position, i guess the arm out means no other motorist is near you so can swerve across the road blindly
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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BY ELLA TANSLEY - FEBRUARY 8, 2016


Hello, I don't not own a motorcycle, but if I owned one, I would definitely hate these things. Yet another ''I must write an article to keep my pointless job'' crap. Rolling Eyes

How and where can one apply for such a job? Thinking
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

929 Fireblade wrote:
Though to be fair they should move the fuck over and learn how it is done.

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PostPosted: 15:00 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Re: re Reply with quote

929 Fireblade wrote:
bigdom86 wrote:
motorbikes that dont check mirrors or shoulders when changing lane position, am always wary of overtaking motorbikes for this reason. or motorbikes who overtake inches from you, i had another motorbike manage to overtake me whilst filtering between two lanes of cars

I am guilty of over taking other motorcyclists whilst filtering with inches to spare. Though to be fair they should move the fuck over and learn how it is done.


dont you get worried about overtaking so close to an inexperienced motorcyclist? as usually these are the ones who will swerve in their lane without looking and swerve into you mid-overtake?
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus Icon wrote:
mentalboy wrote:
I hate it when you pull up alongside a cage and see some bird giving the driver a blowjob. Why not me, why is it never me??? Sad


Have you tried knocking on the window? You never know, he might let you have a suck on it instead of her.



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bigdom86 wrote:
dont you get worried about overtaking so close to an inexperienced motorcyclist? as usually these are the ones who will swerve in their lane without looking and swerve into you mid-overtake?


He makes a fair point
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 18 Feb 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Potholes so deep that you could visit china in, I seen the aftermath of a car recently that had hit one and instant blow out. They're the hidden land mines of the urban world in the rain.

I also dislike the feeling of riding over shitty tarmac and bike skitters about, Im talking about the road surface you get after winter (usually new year) that no suspension setting will sort out.
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