I have a big dream ...

[Silver_Fox]

I quite like him. He has spunk

[MotorbikeMyDr...]

I dream about this feat bike https://www.skelbiu.lt/skelbimai/honda-vtx-cioperis-tipas-cioperis-metai-2014-01-00-darbinis-22726889.html

And I did it ever will have. When I wrote the post, no I did not expect that you give me the full amount of money to buy it. Sorry, guys.

[Silver_Fox]

Every time you post I can only think of you singing this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjFlxR8R_30 to the tune of "Woah Woah, Lithuania. Fighting to survive. Just like that. Just like that"


Please do a cover

[grr666]

[MotorbikeMyDr...]

The skull and pride. The proud man is afraid to tell the truth. I was pride when I was young. Now I'm not proud, but I am not afraid to tell the truth about yourself. I crazy man. Think about whether you could come back to this forum and speak as well as I am talking about?
I've seen a lot in life - I filmed on Russian tanks in 1991. But nobody did not give me a medal - took the other. I https://youtu.be/HXTVJMXRaWs
Or my lack of courage? No.
My wife in 2005, said: "Build a house - then buy a motorcycle." His woman I love I have built a house, but I no longer have the heart. In 2013, 3 times I refreshed electroshock. But do I have to complain about here? Will I be strong as an ox? Yes, I'm as strong as an ox and my skull in place. Sorry guys, that you getting at their heads. If I had not such a fool as I am if I had not so crazy as I am - not be here. OK?
And I'm still in any case, I buy a motorcycle. My dad had a motorbike and drove me planted on the petrol tank. I still remember the smell of gasoline. I like him. Sorry for this post. It not spam

[Silver_Fox]

You're the most interesting man I've never met

[Rogerborg]

It's a bit like how old fashioned tramps used to at least put in the effort to come up with a story, like the Decayed Gentleman or the Broken Merchant, rather than just thrusting a Starbucks cup at you and muttering something about change.

Of course, I'd put 'em all in the Workhouse.
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[Silver_Fox]

I think he's the Lithuanian Putin. Riding bears, hunting, making women lactate with stories of great bravery

https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-049f4c7b7018c33b0745c3ff7975a1d6?convert_to_webp=true

He'd be fun camping

[MotorbikeMyDr...]

Thanks, Silver_Fox You offer me a Lithuanian dictator First of all, I need a motorcycle

[Silver_Fox]

Or a bear

[Evil Hans]

What's that great big hairy thing between his legs?
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050. And it's Red.

[andys675]

charity begins at home?

the PCP on my triumph runs out in may...........................
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[Silver_Fox]

[Jayy]

I'm sure if you keep this up long enough and talk to enough suckers, someone might actually buy you one.

However, I'd suggest to sell the wife, she's costing you a fortune.

[Silver_Fox]

Tell me, how is her plough experience?

[Ste]

[talkToTheHat]

If you cant afford a harley, buy a real bike, they're cheaper. I'm sure you can find a 500 to 750cc bike for under 1000 euros that doensnt need too much work. Do a nice streetfighter or rat job on it. Rode around europe. You will then have credibly rather than be mocked.

If i donated money to everyone who wanted an overpriced poseurcycle, i wouldnt be able to afford my rather modest and sensible bike. Oh my modest and sensible 14 year old bike is still faster, lighter and better handling than any harley and cost less than 8000 euros new.
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[recman]

[duhawkz]

So you want a ride on a throbbing chopper

live the dream dude, live the dream

https://i.imgur.com/ux7nzyo.jpg

maybe a little nsfw
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[Silver_Fox]

That's impressively straight

I wonder if he's read this

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10320602_10153255489299390_7709995481403314020_n.jpg?oh=fadcfe5b4197ab5b2033b3ffa6561ac5&oe=5768C7E4
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CBR600 F3 FV
CG125

[Evil Hans]

Fail. Everyone knows a doodled cock *must* have all spunk coming out the end.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050. And it's Red.

[duhawkz]

No need as there's a spunk bubble on top of it
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[orac]

there is one thing that does confuse me a little, if only off around Europe, why not just hire the a rust bucket to do it on. surely if your heart is that bad you will die before you have time to do what ever the hell it is that Harley rider do. we all know they don't ride them, that would be made as they will just fall apart with a few miles.
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"with nothing left to lose, there is everything to gain. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"