Sleep motorcycle

[ragamuffin]

Last night I couldn't sleep and I realized something. The kind of biker you are depends on how you sleep.

Firstly there's the lay on your back with your hands behind your head.
it feels like you could be riding a chop/Harley.

Second there's the on your front with hands near your pillow.
Motocross sleeper!

Third there's the curled up on your side, tucked in like on a race bike.

So apart from dreaming I'm a motorcycle, no matter what position I sleep in, I always feel like I'm on a bike!

Regards
T
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Suzuki gn125 (dropped valve) Sym Wolf 125 (sold) sky jet 125 cbr repsol replica (sold) Suzuki RGr 125 (current)

[Fisty]

You need help.
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[Dave500]

Sorry but bollocks
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[Bigvern72]

I sleep hanging upside down hanging from a bar on my ceiling. What type does that make me?
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[hellkat]

What a load of old cods
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[Vincent]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I sleep with my hand on my cock.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[ragamuffin]

Lol
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I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle.
Suzuki gn125 (dropped valve) Sym Wolf 125 (sold) sky jet 125 cbr repsol replica (sold) Suzuki RGr 125 (current)

[Bigvern72]

[hellkat]

[Fisty]

[Vincent]

There's a cracking story I heard about something that happened in Cambridge just before I moved here. This guy, (he's dead now but I met him once), Colin Kearney was his name.....stole a human cock from one of the university labaratories for a giggle, along with various other bits, presumedly in pickle jars ....and decided to stck it in his wifes hand while she was asleep

True story dat
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[ZX-7R]

[Barnoe]

I was thinking this was all silly bollocks, but then he said.....

"Third there's the curled up on your side, tucked in like on a race bike."

thats how i sleep!!

I think hes on to us.... either that or he's been watching us all sleeping!
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[NJD]

I attempted to type a response in order to adjust my thought process to make it work with your post OP but I kept coming back to the same thing I thought when I first opened this post but didn't want to post in the event that it was taken seriously and I was the only poster of whom spoke out and looked like an arse.

Anyway, it was.. some things just need to be kept to yourself.

[Chuffin Nora]

[Wonko The Sane]

damnit, that makes me a pillion as I usually sleep with my arms around my wife.

#bigspoon
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[Robby]

Based on this reasoning, I must have come across a lot of scooter riders.

Crying themselves to sleep, huddled in the corner of the room, still biting the pillow.

[dransy]

I sleep on my back . My legs in a number 4 . One arm above my head and one on my chest . Does this mean I'm the ghey ?
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[Wonko The Sane]

[thx1138]

I have a dehumidifier going flat out and noise cancelling earphones in.

[Alpineandy]

[hellkat]

You might well think that ...



(but my other bike is a Suzuki GSX 750)
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[hellkat]

So anyway I usually sleep surrounded by the human equivalent of a mountain gorilla
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