Organ donors: would you donate your penis?

[Undinist]

Surgeons in the US are ready to do a penis transplant for a soldier who lost his in a bomb explosion. They're just waiting for someone to take the penis from. There's a good chance it will be a biker - we provide lots of organs because bike accidents are a leading cause of death for healthy men. Hospital staff often describe bikes as 'donorcycles'.

After this transplant another 60 are planned in the US for wounded soldiers. After that the op may become a fairly frequent procedure for female-to-male transsexuals and men with a wonky penis because of a birth defect. Presumably all of this will happen in the UK in due course. So...how do you feel about giving your penis to someone else if the worst happens?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-penis-transplant-idUSKCN0VR1GM

[bamt]

Once I've gone, my body is useless to me. Happy to let any of it be used to help someone who needs a spare or upgrade.

[faffergotgunz]

Wonder what they're gonna do when they find out the donor has a 4 inch worm.

A bit of a gamble isn't it? Who will choose which dongs are worthy?

Imagine you're a black guy who wakes up with a short white wobbler!
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[Undinist]

The surgeon decides all that - and skin colour is one of the criteria.

[Rogerborg]

Can I stipulate that all of my organs only go to Conservative or UKIP voting Anglo-Saxon males?

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[recman]

I'd donate my dick, hopefully it might see a little more action.

[andyscooter]

but it might get stuck in a fatty
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[skatefreak]

[recman]

I can't even stick it in a fatty at the moment, so fair play to the bloke who can.

[Doovy]

[recman]

Karma returned, I'll take all the pity I can get.

[Lord Percy]

I think I'd opt for some kind of interchangeable prosthetic version.

I'm sure most women would love it.

[-Matt-]

Wouldn't bother me at all.

Just hope they make extra sure i'm dead first; wouldn't be nice to wake up and find its been guillotined off in error .

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[Undinist]

[mrbox]

how well do they attach it?

what I mean by that is can you be sure that it won't fall off when indulging in some of the more strenuous arrangements?

and to answer the question yes somebody can have it after I am gone:
one careful owner, full service history, high mileage, been used hard over the years but maintained regardless of expense. reliable workhorse(!) in use daily Offers £

(disclaimer- some of the above is exaggerated the seller cannot be accountable for the accuracy of the above claims)
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[mrbox]

[Lord Percy]

[ScaredyCat]

BCF I R DISAPPOINT

Not one:

"I do, on a regular basis... huuurr huuurr"


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[Undinist]

Mine is so huge they can have half of it now - then I might be able to find a woman who can accommodate it.

[Im-a-Ridah]

[-Matt-]

[Undinist]

Disappointing poll results so far - especially the 6 who won't donate anything.

[RhynoCZ]

I won't care once I'm dead. But I doubt the knob swap would work.
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