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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.


You like to watch a bloke blowing a trumpet or is it the horn that does it for you? Wink
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.


Last time I saw one was when I stopped off for a piss in a layby frequented by truck drivers when driving the missus and kids home from holiday.

I've always wondered about their predeliction fo gay porn...
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1su9wvZtu1rsbk4wo1_400.gif
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never mind that, how were the articles?
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was.


Still got the job done then?
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 02 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Never mind that, how were the articles?

If anyone has a copy of the 80s Mayfair with the article on Bugatti I would be most grateful and forgive any stuck together pages.
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PostPosted: 06:32 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
andym wrote:
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1su9wvZtu1rsbk4wo1_400.gif


https://49.media.tumblr.com/4ec915ae76cb02d62224d4468e09c0c6/tumblr_mtjez1Tduo1suehbpo6_250.gif
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
"The Corn Laws were measures enforced in the United Kingdom between 1815 and 1846, which imposed restrictions and tariffs on imported grain. They were designed to keep grain prices high to favour domestic producers."

Oh wait.......you said Porn Laws didn't you.....?

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PostPosted: 09:51 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
"The Corn Laws were measures enforced in the United Kingdom between 1815 and 1846, which imposed restrictions and tariffs on imported grain. They were designed to keep grain prices high to favour domestic producers."

Oh wait.......you said Porn Laws didn't you.....?

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Bob, you may not have found this funny, it's a matter of taste, possibly an acquired one.

However, no-one could define this post as SPAM, which is defined as commercial advertising.

May I politely ask you, once again, to move away from the spam button?
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PostPosted: 09:58 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
"The Corn Laws were measures enforced in the United Kingdom between 1815 and 1846, which imposed restrictions and tariffs on imported grain. They were designed to keep grain prices high to favour domestic producers."

https://tonystake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cornhub-main-page.jpg

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PostPosted: 10:13 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Re: UK Porn Laws Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I came across a UK Jazz Mag recently (no idea that they still made them) and noticed how restrained it all was. I guess that there must still be rules about what can be shown.


In the interests of nostalgia, I purchased a couple of copies of mayfair. It reminded me of simpler times. I liked the fact it was pretty women with their wabs and fadge "tastefully" exhibited compared to most of the internet, which has gone far too extreme for my tastes. There was no jamming of huge cocks as hard as possible into the out hole, there was no liberal coating of splooge on their faces, making them look like they'd fallen head first into a bucket of solvite wallpaper paste. There was no screaming and yelling, no unnecessary bodily fluids, just some very beautiful women showing off their intimate parts. It was lovely.
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
"The Corn Laws were measures enforced in the United Kingdom between 1815 and 1846, which imposed restrictions and tariffs on imported grain. They were designed to keep grain prices high to favour domestic producers."

Oh wait.......you said Porn Laws didn't you.....?

BRB


Bob, you may not have found this funny, it's a matter of taste, possibly an acquired one.

However, no-one could define this post as SPAM, which is defined as commercial advertising.

May I politely ask you, once again, to move away from the spam button?


Robert (The Nob) reported your post as SPAM.

I would report it as corny.

Embarassed


And for the record don't forget the Korn Laws

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=270718
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I remember the days when the old chocolate starfish was air brushed out so you couldn't see it in all it's puckered glory.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 03 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
G wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
"The Corn Laws were measures enforced in the United Kingdom between 1815 and 1846, which imposed restrictions and tariffs on imported grain. They were designed to keep grain prices high to favour domestic producers."

https://tonystake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cornhub-main-page.jpg

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PostPosted: 11:19 - 04 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
If anyone has a copy of the 80s Mayfair with the article on Bugatti I would be most grateful and forgive any stuck together pages.


no, but I do have the one about the maserati engined citroens Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 16 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I remember staying in a hotel back in the day that blocked its pay per view channels with a teletext page... but if you kept changing the page, it wouldn't load fast enough and so you could see the channel.

The porn (1998) was pathetic. Very average women mashing their tits around for 20 minutes and hiding their vag behind their hand. Lesbos likewise had a boob-only fetish, while the straight couples either showed you the back of her head or side of her hand and she moved her head back and forth, or them smashing pelvises together.
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 16 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you find it in a bush? That's the only place you ever found porn mags.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 16 Apr 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jayy wrote:
Did you find it in a bush? That's the only place you ever found porn mags.
I think the local education authorities used to plant them there as a form of sex education.
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