HELP JUST GOT 34 BUS LANE TICKETS THROUGH

[psyfi_1]

ive just moved from bristol to portsmouth

in bristol you are alowed to use any bus lane

and in portsmouth aprently not

i am living on jam sandwiches i am fucked what the hell do i do i have no money to offer if i pay this i will be paying iot off for ten years

how the hell do i even start

[Rogerborg]

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Kn1YTC6RL._SX328_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Let's see a picture of these tickets, and details of one of them. With a jam sandwich.
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[NJD]

Why you do this for?

"New Bikers - Are you new to biking? Want advice on your licence or which bike is for you?"

"General Bike Chat - Anything else you can think of, as long as it involves bikes!"

Outside of poor observations the one thing that hits me is how are you managing to run a bike? Or are you running it into the ground until it stops working? I only ask because you make it sound like a fine would bankrupt you and put you out on the streets. I've never had this issue so can't offer any constructive response or advice. Double check the road signs on google prior to a trip if you're observations on the road aren't doing it for you.

edit: I've read re-read thread title and seen 34 tickets. Shakes head. Well if you're strapped for cash you can sell your bike and that should help, after all it seems like you're not really doing yourself any favours by being out on the roads on it.

[Ste]

Should have gone to specsavers.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[psyfi_1]

please just constructive comments please i dont need the piss taken out of me

[Rogerborg]

Let's keep this in public, we've only just met.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[.....]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Or alternately contact the Guiness Book of Records...
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[psyfi_1]

well at least something better than a take the piss or have you ever foraged for food



WOW YOU GUYS WHERE USELESS AND ALL U DID WAS TAKE THE PISS SO IF THERES NO REAL ANSWERS I WILL SAY CHEERS FOR NOTHING

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Let's play spot the difference...

https://www.sheffield.gov.uk/.imaging/stk/SCC-Home/standard-small/dms/scc/management/corporate-communications/images/roads-transport/roads-signs/signs/Bus-lane-cameras/document/Bus-lane-cameras-sign.jpg

https://www.mbdrive.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Bus_Lane_Sign.jpg
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[grr666]

At leasts it's April, you wouldn't want that on top of Christmas would you?
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[.....]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Ste]

If you can do a good Daily Mail sad face then you could contact your local paper.

[stinkwheel]

Appeal.

Costs nothing.

Might be one for the local rag? They'd love that. Human interest story (or scumbag biker story) either way, might be worth a shot.
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[stinkwheel]

[Minty]

Wonder if op did it on their Fazer and if they like pizza?
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[NJD]

[grr666]

Maybe you should contemplate fashioning a sidecar for your moto guide dog on a string. You can cobble one together
using everyday forageable items. Perhaps an old wheelbarrow nailed to a dustbin (should know where to find one of
those) and you can train the moto guide dog on a string to bark whenever it sees a fooking massive blue sign near the kerb.


You're welcome.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Ste]

Simon:

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/contact-us/

[Cronik]

Contact the press
Get your story published
Travel the world telling of your misfortune
Enter big brother house
Marry a supermodel
Have a breakdown
Come back here and thank me
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[skatefreak]

Appeal (for free) to try blagg a little extra time to scrape together the lower amount (21 days or whatever should be put on hold whilst your appeal is dealt with) and hope when you come out the other side you can still get away with paying the lowered amount?

Based purely on speculation though.

BCF Adds certainly living up to expectations

https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/files/bcfadds.jpg

[psyfi_1]