Right you big shower of shit!

[MGFBeth]

First off, not all women drivers are crap, some of us ride bikes, some of us can reverse park and believe it or not, some of us can Actually drive, you bastards!

My latest and the biggest piss off of my driving life was on my daily commute, approaching a dangerous junction as I have every morning for the last five years and I hear this dickhead biker pull up alongside me shouting "come on love". I may not have been up the arse of the car in front but I was only a second or two in pulling up to the give way line and checking both sides. I moved off as soon as it was safe to do so.

I drive an MGF which has been a lesson in evasive action, you might think all cars are equal but they aren't. Small cars are as invisible as bikes sometimes.

Don't be an arsehole and don't shout passive aggressive comments at us female drivers because next time I'm going to get out of my car, push you onto the floor and ask "how fucking fast are you you going right now, sweetheart?"

On my life, I will do that.

Watch for the twat that complains about it.

[anthony_r6]

Learn to drive you crazy bint.
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[Ste]

Back so soon Tritey?

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Pjay]

Sounds like someones having a bad day...

[SQL]

I for one will wish your husband well on his success in life being able to afford a kitchen big enough for you to drive in.

[Ste]

Before any post editing:

[MGFBeth]

HaHa!

Oh my days... You really are just a bunch of dicks aren't you?

So I'm not gonna call for help next time I see one of you in the ditch. I'm going to stop hugging the curb to let you pass and actually, I might just force you into oncoming, just for shits and giggles!


You bunch of fucking freaks!

Wow.

[Ste]

ur mum

[Pjay]

[stinkwheel]

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4617565/michael-winner-calm-down-o.gif
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[suburban myth]

There are how many bike forums in the world? And you picked this one? Lolololololololololololol.

And as for the size of your car, I drive a double decker bus for a living and ppl don't even see that sometimes. Not seeing something, and not bothering to look in the first place are two different things.

I suspect troll.

[MGFBeth]

I'm so sorry, I actually expected logical and rational responses.

I really did! Call me daft!


I'm stunned that the responses I got were so irrational.

It's so fucking out there, is that how bikers drive? No wonder so many are killed. Seriously, What The Fuck!?

[Alan1986]

Brazy Citch
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[Pjay]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Reset the timer for another 28 days.
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[Commuter_Tim]

Ste doesn't want to fite? shit must be serious.
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[hellkat]

Ah, at last, something to give no fucks about.

Can someone point me to the reason for the origin of this thread, as I was busy watching paint dry elsewhere.

But please, if its Mumsnet, can you guys just post it up on here, cos I am banned from Mumsnet.
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[ZX-7R]

[MGFBeth]

I'm really stunned by the venom. You put mumsnet and their nest of vipers to shame.
I'm pretty disappointed actually.
I was driving carefully and I always look for and try to give leeway to bikers but I think you have behaved like a bunch of cunts and I'm going to give you no scope from now on.
I'm really stunned.
You are a nasty bunch of bastards.

[stinkwheel]

Well... Some might say your road positioning was a tad suspect if there was room for a motorcycle to pull up at the junction next to you. Presuming he was turning the same direction as you .

It's been a long time since I did my driving test but my instructor did stress that I should be next to the kerb on left handers and next to the white line on right handers. Specifically to prevent a cyclist or motorcyclist trying to nip up the side unnoticed and potentially being taken out. This becomes even more important in a larger vehicle with limited visability.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[stinkwheel]

[whitedevil]

https://images.memes.com/meme/596772
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[MGFBeth]

Yup, I see how it was stupid of me to be aware of the biker coming up on the chevrons. Oh fuck me for being a shit driver.

[mentalboy]