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PostPosted: 17:35 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: WTF is this hole in my eye (little bit gross) Reply with quote

What is this....

There is another small hole on the lower flat part of the upper eyelid which i think is the punctum... so i don't think it is that....

I'm not concerned I'm just intrigued Laughing

There is one on the other side but it's more hidden... my girlfriend noticed this one standing in front of me Shocked

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PostPosted: 17:36 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:38 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sload wrote:
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Thanks Karma

So how long do I have to live?
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely bot fly.

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PostPosted: 18:11 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:23 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick something in it and see what happens. Repeat until something does happen and then report back here with your findings.

I'm a fully qualified internet doctor if there were such a thing. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, everyone thinks the aliens go in for anal probing. In fact they fuck your eyeball cos you are less likely to notice, might just think you've got, like a speck of dirt in there or something. But in fact they've been up there with their dirty alien willies, innit.
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arse AIDS.

The worst type.

3-5 Months tops.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Dr.Ste is right... I'll slowly push a piece of pickled cucumber in it and tell you what happens...

Hellkat don't be silly aliens don't have dicks... They have tentacles Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just go to ''see'' a doctor, or a glazier. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks a bit gummy. Are you sure it's a hole in the actual fleshy structure or a hole in the goo?

Also, why ask here? I didn't know we had any medically qualified members except Stinkwheel (who looks up cows bottoms) and Ste (of course, need I say more?).

Oh yes and there's Ariel Badger (who's had most of his body probed).

Howeverrrrrrrr..........

Get thee to a doctor.

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PostPosted: 21:59 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thee a doctor and said doctor will prescribe some eye drops.

OP could skip theeing the doctor and just go directly to the pharmacy because you can get such things over the counter without a prescription.

And there's the added benefit of not spending time sitting in the GP's waiting room that's full of disease ridden ill people. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
It looks a bit gummy. Are you sure it's a hole in the actual fleshy structure or a hole in the goo?

Yep defo in the flesh, so grim hahaha

Do you guys honestly think I should go to a doctor?!
I was planning on leaving it... it doesn't hurt and it's a great conversation starter.

What would eye drops even do?
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to Boots to ask their pharmacist person about eye drops and see what they say.

Eye drops will kill whatever the germs are and make it cleaner, etc etc etc.

Over the counter stuff could easily be cheaper than getting a prescription and would be much less hassle.
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time to start collecting glass eyes. You could get one with a smiley face on it, for the casual fridays at work. Thumbs Up Razz

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PostPosted: 23:32 - 02 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

You apparently have a punctum under both the upper and lower eyelid but the bottom one is used more frequently, ain't biology weird.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacrimal_punctum

I assume that's the inside corner and not the outer otherwise I'll go with my original answer, you got eyefucked.
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PostPosted: 05:59 - 03 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha Laughing Laughing

Yes it's the inside corner, and I'll get some eye drops Thumbs Up

The reason I thought it wasn't the lower punctum was because it's clearly not in the lid but in that corner fleshy bit. I'll have a look tonight if I have a... Secondary lower punctum or more likely my lower one is just in a weird position.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 03 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

How far can you poke a sharpened matchstick into it?
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you not yet tried to drink liquid and see if you can force it out the hole, you know like those strange people who do it with milk???

You really need to try that. Not much in the way of advice but you'd have a new party trick.
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
See, everyone thinks the aliens go in for anal probing. In fact they fuck your eyeball cos you are less likely to notice, might just think you've got, like a speck of dirt in there or something. But in fact they've been up there with their dirty alien willies, innit.


They have fucked you Cock-Eyed OP. Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's a cream pie
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nothing to worry about OP you're gonna be just fine.. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hefty wrote:
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Nothing to worry about OP you're gonna be just fine.. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 23:12 - 04 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sload wrote:
You apparently have a punctum under both the upper and lower eyelid but the bottom one is used more frequently, ain't biology weird.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacrimal_punctum

I assume that's the inside corner and not the outer otherwise I'll go with my original answer, you got eyefucked.


Well don't I feel like more of a dipshit than usual, I always assumed those holes were the tear ducts themselves!
Informative thread has been informative. Thumbs Up
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