Help & FAQs    Search BCF    Members    Groups    Events Calendar
Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Are you alive?

 Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Politics & Current Affairs Goto page Previous  1, 2
 Topic moved: from Random Banter to Politics & Current Affairs by G (15 May 2016 - 17:11)
 View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Ste
Not Work Safe



Joined: 01 Sep 2002
Karma :
PostPosted: 18:32 - 15 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
G wrote:
The real question of our times; is a strawberry alive?

Yes.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts
- This post is not being displayed because the poster has bad karma. Unhide this post / all posts.

nowhere.elysium
The Pork Lord



Joined: 02 Mar 2009
Karma :
PostPosted: 22:05 - 15 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
OP is, as always, tedious as balls.

I can't help but think that this brand of incoherence has got to be really fucking arduous to maintain.
____________________
'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
- This post is not being displayed because the poster has bad karma. Unhide this post / all posts.

Ribenapigeon
Super Spammer



Joined: 20 Feb 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:21 - 16 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
So what OP has worked out is every religion starts from a premis of brow beating the masses with the "you don't know shit, so do as you're told". Wow.

As for the question "am I alive", I would say the Cartesian principle, "I think therefore I am" answers it nicely.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ribenapigeon
Super Spammer



Joined: 20 Feb 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:27 - 16 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Pretty sure I'm alive, my sloe gin hangover wouldn't hurt as much if I were dead.


You are the most middle-class person here.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

faffergotgunz
Nova Slayer



Joined: 10 Feb 2016
Karma :
PostPosted: 14:01 - 16 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course we were dead before we were alive. Like we are skint before we are paid, then skint again. Makes total sense
____________________
Sent from Samsmums mobile using Tapanarse
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Rogerborg
nimbA



Joined: 26 Oct 2010
Karma :
PostPosted: 14:11 - 16 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm still being taxed, so I'm probably not dead yet.
____________________
Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
- This post is not being displayed because the poster has bad karma. Unhide this post / all posts.

Ribenapigeon
Super Spammer



Joined: 20 Feb 2012
Karma :
PostPosted: 01:56 - 20 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
I'm still being taxed, so I'm probably not dead yet.


If Nicola Sturgeon taxes you more will you die sooner?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Pjay
World Chat Champion



Joined: 18 Jan 2016
Karma :
PostPosted: 10:31 - 20 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Religion is afterlife insurance.
Sadly, like all insurance policies, cashing in, is where the heartache really lies.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 10 years, 98 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Politics & Current Affairs All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2
Page 2 of 2

 
 You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 
Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.08 Sec - Server Load: 0.34 - MySQL Queries: 16 - Page Size: 70.01 Kb