It's 5:37 AM....

[Fisty]

The M5 is empty.

The sun is coming up and warming the air around my leathers.

I drop from 6th to 4th and pin it.

5th and 6th gears rattle through and the bike is at 11500 RPM.

Indicated 179MPH for 2 minutes.

I roll off the throttle, the bike backfires with appreciation.

Inside my helmet I am grinning like a loon. I thank the NHS for fixing my shoulder and carry on with my journey.

Today was a good day.
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[CaNsA]

https://i.imgur.com/Ml9ltJf.jpg

[chickenstrip]

He edited it. I bet he increased the speed
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[ScaredyCat]

Also it was 20:36 ...
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[Fisty]

[CaNsA]

[chickenstrip]

Anyway, which section of the M5 is this private runway you used next to?
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[Snowdonia Rider]

Video or it didn't happen
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[Fin]

What lane were you in?

[duhawkz]

the fast lane

obviously
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[Silver_Fox]

Your Vespa does not do that Sonny Jim
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[pinkyfloyd]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/62835256.jpg
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Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Piercee100]

At the weekend, around tea time on the M25 I had a wasp inside walking around my face. The only fast riding I achieved was the exit to the hard shoulder and dancing like a spaz.
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[Polarbear]

[Bubbs]

[Dave70]

[Alan1986]

[Silver_Fox]

[Billy Balthorpe]

I'm still waiting for "The Internet Police will see the OP's post and come round and nick him" reply.

Or even the classic "What if a small handicapped/blind/innocent child had been crossing the motorway when you were maliciously speeding within 30 miles of a school ?"
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[M.C]

[Pigeon]

Sir, you are a poet!

I look forward to more descriptive moments of awesomeness.......except any involving bowel movements or playtime with the Mrs.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Thing is, I hung back for a minute but he didn't move out of the fast lane so I was FORCED TO UNDERTAKE HIM

[Silver_Fox]

Don't know why it's taken me so long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KEMNyKp2X8
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/63597850.jpg
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[Bubbs]

What's it like going that speed? I got up to 140mph (on private road ) and started worrying about speed wobble / tank slapper.
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