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joemc
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: The missus. Reply with quote

Dont get me wrong i do love her and all that soppy sh*t. But in the same breath i hate her, and everything she says. I mean she can just ask me a question and even the sound of her voice annoys me. I try not to snap or be a tw*t back but she manages to make me. Anyone else hate their other half?
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get the 'can be annoying'. Mines like that when she moves anything of mine in the garage, but hate? That's a very strong reaction.
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine once warned me that it was "very difficult to live with me".
Rose tinted glasses caused me to go "Pah, I'm sure I've lived with worse!" - (cos I certainly have).

But it turns out that when he said "difficult", he meant his life was a bit complicated, to say the least Laughing

In general, though, the sound of his voice still sends shivers up my spine, even after knowing him for 16 years Wub - and the sight of him striding towards me regularly makes me go all a little bit ... *wibble*
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Re: The missus. Reply with quote

joemc wrote:
Anyone else hate their other half?


Johnny Depp.
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do get you wrong.

You don't love her and now you don't love yourself.

Reassess and act.

Life can be short.

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PostPosted: 11:53 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all like that, we all get on to each others tits at some time or another.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, I genuinely love my wife to bits. I wouldn't change her for the world!
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Re: The missus. Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
joemc wrote:
Anyone else hate their other half?


Johnny Depp.

I thought she was les'. Sort of disappointed and pleased at the same time Razz
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

dabigginger wrote:
Nope, I genuinely love my wife to bits. I wouldn't change her for the world!


How many bits? Very Happy:
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't change my wife for the world Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
In general, though, the sound of his voice still sends shivers up my spine, even after knowing him for 16 years Wub - and the sight of him striding towards me regularly makes me go all a little bit ... *wibble*


That's quite possibly the most heart warming post I've ever seen in all my years on this forum.
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might just be me thats being a cunt then Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell you what you need to realise how you really feel about your other half?

Serious illness. That will make you truly realise how you feel about them.

If you're not happy, fuck Her/him off. Life is too short.
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Re: The missus. Reply with quote

joemc wrote:
Dont get me wrong i do love her

Why?
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Re: The missus. Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
joemc wrote:
Dont get me wrong i do love her

Why?


It's a Love/Hate thing. It's the fashion these days.
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Re: The missus. Reply with quote

joemc wrote:
Dont get me wrong i do love her and all that soppy sh*t. But in the same breath i hate her, and everything she says. I mean she can just ask me a question and even the sound of her voice annoys me. I try not to snap or be a tw*t back but she manages to make me. Anyone else hate their other half?


Pics or gtfo
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

my wife is a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass and quite good looking so…
Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine is snoring won't let me shag her and moans a lot

Also says if I shag someone else I have to move out


Fuck that idea Ihas a garage and a drive Laughing


So I'm a wanker but I gets fed
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine refuses to understand how steam injectors on locomotives work, I have told he that it is the same principle as a venturi on a carb but she just goes all blank on me Sad
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Mine refuses to understand how steam injectors on locomotives work, I have told he that it is the same principle as a venturi on a carb but she just goes all blank on me Sad


Saw this topic on Jeremy Kyle the other week
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It sounds to me that you need to take a long hard look at your relationship and decide if you have to change your attitude or you have to change her (for a different one).
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 28 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonko The Sane wrote:
my wife is a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass and quite good looking so…
Laughing


You're doing it wrong, try confiscating whatever toy it is that she uses on you Laughing
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PostPosted: 05:35 - 29 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine doesn't let me put off today what could be done tomorrow, which is a bit annoying when I just want to chill.
On the plus side, she always manages to get everything cooked the way it should and does a mean soapy shower wank.
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PostPosted: 06:12 - 29 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Mine refuses to understand how steam injectors on locomotives work, I have told he that it is the same principle as a venturi on a carb but she just goes all blank on me Sad


I always thought they worked on pressure rather than vacuum?
Can't believe she doesn't listen. Think about it, you set fire to the right bit and suddenly 100 tons of ironwork is moving at motorway speeds.
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PostPosted: 06:57 - 29 May 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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