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dydey90
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 27 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
Making apps is great fun. Most important I have realized on this forum is I need faster bike.


Incorrect.

On this forum you need:
-to contribute
-to understand that these are real people who:
-+will buy useful products
-+will not buy shite*
-+will not respond in any positive way to spam
-to accept critical feedback
-a thick skin
-a sense of humour. This is important.

If you want to get anywhere, start again, introduce yourself, talk to people and generally stay around get a feel for the forum. Don't just elbow your way in, plonk your product on the table and demand that people buy it and then have a hissy fit when they quite rightly don't.

*when I say shite, I'm talking about this app. You may think it's great, but it's completely useless to other people. Do your research, ask for input from other people**.

**not us.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
This is my forum. Better you back off my app. I like my app and it gives me lots of fun.

Wrong. This guy is in charge:

https://i.imgur.com/ZCN8f2W.jpg

You are why nobcat was invented.

Doesn't revving your bike for real, ideally whilst riding it, give you more fun than revving it on some app? Confused

If you just made it to learn how to make apps and such like then that's cool, just don't try and bullshit about it being fun, educational or useful to other people.

Do you prefer pizza, taxis or hookers?
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Chinaboy
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
There are beginner bikers that don't know how to do properly.


Doing it on a lame app isn't going to help beginners. You are wasting your time trying to justify this crap like that. I think my 4 year old son would be bored with that in 30 seconds. I sit him on my bike's tank and let him rev the engine, much better. Sometimes we ride through town and I let him twist the throttle, he learns from that, not from holding a phone.
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
Can't agree. Simulators are useful.


I suspect you've been simulating sex all your life...
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
Can't agree. Simulators are useful.


The only simulator that will help young riders is the hazard perception online practice.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
The only simulator that will help young riders is the hazard perception online practice.


I'd suggest, even that's debatable.
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recman
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
recman wrote:
The only simulator that will help young riders is the hazard perception online practice.


I'd suggest, even that's debatable.


Well, help to pass the test anyway. Wink
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 28 Jun 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

God that sounds boring. Only way this app would be anyway interesting is if you could choose from a range of bikes, and you had really good quality sounds, so you could select say an R1 or S1000R and see how they compared. Even that would be a bit naff though Razz
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 01 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is there no karma option of 'Utter wanker'?

Actually, with hindsight, I think we all know the reason.
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
No, you don't. Try to describe someone how to start the bike? Now it's simple. Look, turn the coils on and then press the starter button. Now keep iPhone like a grip and make a nice kickoff, please. Burnout and some build in team bike games are coming soon.
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I'm now officially out of a job lads. You no longer need government assessed instructors to teach the kids how to ride a bike. Just need to get them to download this app.

What could possibly go wrong?
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
Simulation focuses on how to turn on/off, check fuel level, chain free play, how turn on reserve, adjust idle rpm - fun for one with injection ;p, open the trunk, play horn, change gears. You can't practice driving or counterturn.


So tell me Mr App man. How would I check the correct tension on my chain using your app? How would I turn on my reserve tank on my fuel injected bike without a reserve tap, just by using a shitty picture of a throttle control and surrounding housing.

More importantly how would I learn how to turn my engine off by using your app? Surely you cannot expect me to turn my engine off using the EMERGENCY kill switch which is for use in the event of an emergency.

In fact, come to think of it, with a picture of the right hand handlebar I cannot even see where my horn is, nor any of the other shit you have mentioned.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
This is my forum.


No it isn't!

SmallDraw wrote:
Better you back off my app.


Or what?

I don't own, nor would ever want or aspire to own, a smartphone!

It's knob heads like you, who think the world revolves around their, fcukin', smartphones, who have turned the "i" generation into the bunch of, know nothing, narcissist, fukwits they are!

FRO! Middle Finger

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PostPosted: 20:47 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmallDraw wrote:
Simulation focuses on how to turn on/off, check fuel level, chain free play, how turn on reserve, adjust idle rpm - fun for one with injection ;p, open the trunk, play horn, change gears. You can't practice driving or counterturn.


Give it up fella, nobody wants the app.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's also a pro version of 'Ride my bandit'.

https://itunes.apple.com/pl/app/ride-my-blandit-pro/id971940438?mt=8

$4.99

His other apps are just as good: https://itunes.apple.com/pl/app/aging-expert/id886449266?mt=8

Our cats, dogs and hamsters. They're always there for us and they love as much as we love them.
What we don't realize is that they are aging differently than we do. On a daily basis.
But do you know exactly how?
The new application Aging Expert prints a table of our pet's age in human years - units that are understandable for us.
Based on this table, we can estimate how old our pet really is, celebrate birthdays (maybe even multiple times a year!) and play with them accordingly.
You can also choose a diet and physical activity if you want to get specific.
The application Aging Expert is simple to use.
We provide pet's name, date of birth and kind. Additionally, you can add a photo.
The big key prints a table of our pet's age in human years - Aging Certificate.
If you want to know when the next pet's birthdate in human years falls, use the second big key
and send the owner - Birthday Certificate.
It does not matter whether your pet is a cat, dog or hamster.
The application Aging Expert defined 18 profiles of aging for most popular domestic animals.
You can print an Aging Certificate for cats, small, medium or large dogs, rabbit, horses, hamsters and other friendly creatures Smile
Each aging profile has its own given link to the source site on the web, so you can share our pet's life's milestone with everyone!

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PostPosted: 23:31 - 03 Jul 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's say I would pay for your app. Why would I want to ''ride'' a Suzuki Bandit? Why not to pick something a bit more ''interesting''. After all, all you need is a picture of a motorcycle (google) and generic noise (the kind you used for your app). Kids would see: Ride my Fireblade, ZX10R.... and so on and would actually pay for it.

I can already see your: ''Drive my Nissan Micra'' app

If making apps is your day job, then also study the social benefits laws in your country, as you won't get far producing apps like the ''ride'' my very generic motorcycle with awfully synthesized sound.
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