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PostPosted: 07:51 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Schrodinger out of the box? Confused
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smells funny in this thread.....Has something died?
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just died in your arms tonight.


(it must've been something you said)
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're*
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
I just died in your arms tonight.


(it must've been something you said)



You should've walked away......
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
Pjay wrote:
You're*


er no, your*

Edit - ah you mean the topic title, not the comment above your's! Wink


Quite Smile

Yes, your was indeed perfecto in the above post.

Yours*
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: If one day your going to die? Reply with quote

Dr. Quack wrote:
You must already be dead right?

Death or the dead

(Collosions 3:3)
For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.



Colossians

context is your friend here, it's talking about dying to your old self or sinful nature and choosing to live in a manor befitting the Christian ideals.

You'd be better quoting from Ecclesiastes
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: If one day your going to die? Reply with quote

Wonko The Sane wrote:
You'd be better keeping quiet and fucking off

FTFY
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: If one day your going to die? Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
Wonko The Sane wrote:
You'd be better keeping quiet and fucking off

FTFY


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PostPosted: 17:11 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: If one day your going to die? Reply with quote

Wonko The Sane wrote:

You'd be better quoting from Ecclesiastes


Eccles: "I just broke my thumb"
Neddy: "How?"
Eccles: "I took this hammer and went WHACK!"
Neddy: "Good man Eccles, here's a razor blade, have fun!"

(from the Goon Show for the non-ancient).
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Min min min min min
Yes yes yes yes yes

Hold tight min we are going 4 miles an hour
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 09 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have looked Death in the face. I laughed and told it to fuck off. For real.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 10 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's this 'If' all about then?
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought we had established that Dr Quack's account has been compromised and some kind of spam bot is posting dribble from Yahoo answers?
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you were to suck diarrhoea through a woollen sock would the knit hold back the lumpy bits and just the juice through?
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
If you were to suck diarrhoea through a woollen sock would the knit hold back the lumpy bits and just the juice through?


WARNING!

Once read, this post cannot be unread! Puke
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jayy wrote:
I thought we had established that Dr Quack's account has been compromised and some kind of spam bot is posting dribble from Yahoo answers?


Or Dr quack is infact a cretin who posts the same dribble to yahoo answers and BCF
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
If you were to suck diarrhoea through a woollen sock would the knit hold back the lumpy bits and just the juice through?
Yes if new socks used.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 11 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
If you were to suck diarrhoea through a woollen sock would the knit hold back the lumpy bits and just the juice through?


God no, I hate hairs in my mouth.

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