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MCN
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
We are still reading the same auld dry spunk from you Dr. Quack therefore we are alive.

May the wrath of the mods be upon your Sir.
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Alan1986
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I know I'm alive as I have a massive tooth ache after a random hole as appeared in one of my teeth,

Luckily I have a nice girlfriend who has booked me in to have it pulled out tomorrow,
Really looking forward to that, I was happy self medicating with pain killers and rum
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
do you think you are jesus? wibble wibble
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I could forgive the fatuous questions if only he could spell.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
You know Mods, I'm sure a lot of us would forgive you somewhat for banning Walloper and Vincent if you banned this cunt also. Laughing

Bots deserve no mercy.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
andys675 wrote:
do you think you are jesus? wibble wibble
I know I am. i.e I cannot prove or disprove my existence.
I am a cat.
I am Jesus.

All must be afraid....Like me.

I'm a scared Jesus-cat-man.

There I've said it....Feels good to share.
Thanks. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 27 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't know why this is still going on. Change his fucking password.
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think we should all get an application form to fill in, prior to being born.

Do you want to live or remain as an unfertilised egg? Y/N

Do you want to be born to these parents?
If not, suggest other parents you'd like to be born to.

What siblings would you ideally like, please provide order and number of each gender.

Do you wish to be the bully or the bullied?
Do you mind being born ginger?
etc etc

Shrinks would be out of a job in no time.
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:
You know Mods, I'm sure a lot of us would forgive you somewhat for banning Walloper and Vincent if you banned this cunt also. Laughing

Bots deserve no mercy.


If the Ban Hammer is out the cupboard/time controlled safe then yous may as well seize the moment and ban Commuter_Tim too. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 19:31 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Britabroad wrote:
Are there actually any moderators on this website???


Tut Tut

Don't fall into the trap of thinking there aren't any mods present.
They are omnipresent/omniscient*/omniverous (they eat small babies for sport).

Once you post a picture of something suitably indecent, someone will go running to them if they are not already here, and you will suffer the permaban from which only a few return (if they can be bothered/have the mettle to fight their way back on Laughing ) .

*although luckily mods are not also infallible
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
You missed all the fun back in October last year...
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: Why do you think your alive, when ? Reply with quote
Dr. Quack wrote:
The same crap again OP?


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PostPosted: 21:34 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Britabroad wrote:
Jewlio Rides Again wrote:
You missed all the fun back in October last year...


Oh do tell.......................


Abuse of the karma system and multiple bannings.

Followed by a number of returns Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Britabroad wrote:
Jewlio Rides Again wrote:


Abuse of the karma system and multiple bannings.

Followed by a number of returns Laughing


How can the karma system (which BTW is self censorship IMHO)
be manipulated?
(I don't even know how to see who's giving me bad or good karma!)


I assume he means "flouted" rather than manipulated.
Assigning Karma otherwise than intended(interpreted) is against ze Stazi Rules!

Unless someone goes running to Stinky, G or Kickstart it seems to be mostly overlooked though.
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:

I assume he means "flouted" rather than manipulated.
Assigning Karma otherwise than intended(interpreted) is against ze Stazi Rules!

Unless someone goes running to Stinky, G or Kickstart it seems to be mostly overlooked though.


Think "exploited" was the correct terminology. Several accounts using software to mass rate. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 28 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
As long as you don't post a picture of a male phallus you're normally ok. Why such a thing's so upsetting on a forum of (allegedly) grown up men's a good question Smile

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