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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mate, you're boring.

Have you ever considered just fucking off?
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

£6000 ish for a tricked Harley? Someone will pay it.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

And u need to pull your lip over your head and swallow
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 29 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 30 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Err.. no.. but please, keep the suggestions coming.
I have to admit to a distinct lack of inspiration for new dreams at the moment.... I am having to resort to re-cycling old ones, and even they aren't thrilling me very much.
I was revisiting the teen dream of a Yamaha RD350YPVS a couple of days ago, when the old seven-fifty annoyed me cutting out on the over-run at the end of the road, 'cos still on choke; but somehow couldn't get myself all that exited about 'em. Had to go look at evo-era MX'ers to see if I could get my juvanile juices flowing... yeah.. err.. sort of, but.. nope... not doing it.
I think I might need to brat-chop an RG400 and fit knoblies or something... but then Mad (is there any other sort?) saf-rikan I did my Part 1 test with thirty odd years ago had done that then!!! nowt-new since the'ynvented wheel, az, the'?
Maybe a Gouloise FZ P-D 'replica' based on a thunder-ace?
No.. think-need-two-smoke..... definitely need two-smoke....
H3 powered Harris kind of things spring readily to the imagination, only to be instantly dispelled by ones of a Bantam D4!?!?!?
If this keeps up, I'll start thinking that BMW R45's seem appealing, again!
But a tango'd hog? No, sorry, I may be far gone... but I'm not THAT far gone!!!
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 30 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Britabroad wrote:
Cafe racers have always got my juices flowing, although l'm not sure I could contort myself to fit my stiff old frame in between the saddle'n'the bars anymore, but they do look like "proper" motorcycles to me!

Hmmmmmm... does tickle something.... 'Hyde-Harrier' leaps to mind, quickly followed by an exclamation mark doing an impression of a push-rod, punctuating a bottle of Motul Two-stroke oil..

The ensuing chaos of the connundrum causes a Wankel RE5 to collide with Cagiva Mito, and the answer that presents itself IS:-

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DLYBiP9YbL4/Tfqi-_5GcoI/AAAAAAAAOV8/U221q4NyhRE/s1600/silk.4.jpg

The original bit of steam-punk, the SILK..... 700cc of water-cooled cant pot two-stroke twin in a Spondon chassis......

Hmmmmmm...... err.... maybe.... what else is in the wreckage of that multi-bike pile up..... shattered remnants of a slab-side GSXR nose cone & a sore abused Divvy, with a dented tank, prompt a thinks bubble containing a picture of Slippery-Sam & A Dunstal Honda.... and remind me of silly oy-de-ah, seven-hundred-and-fifty six, sizing up an old T-Shock TZ fairing and mulling whether I could make it fit the Seven-fifty... DAMN! It does it again. every bludy time I start having oy-de-uz, it gets back in on the act some-how!
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 30 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cunt level 5000, sick ride fam.
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PostPosted: 07:43 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dream bike.... some thing like this... me think..

https://i867.photobucket.com/albums/ab232/copycat73/allsorts/Africa_Twin_001.jpg

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PostPosted: 10:10 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get that the OP has rattled a lot of cages in his past, but on this thread I can see absolutely no need for the name calling. It's a funny link to a God awful, over priced skip / bike.

Anyway... no that thing is vile and needs to be shot.
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Britabroad wrote:
I am homosex
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Britabroad wrote:
PS, hi Paddy, as you know I can't read the waffle that you post, but I'm glad my threads interest you so much!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Basically, cunt. Laughing
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MarkJ
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Re: Is this your dream bike? Reply with quote

Britabroad wrote:
What a fucking abortion!

Hardly Movingson being a Hardly Movingson ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FretGrinder wrote:
I saw you, hug your purse close

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PostPosted: 16:47 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Britabroad wrote:
You seem bored today Patrick, watch this & get your Trumpet out!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ4iMKCfHEs


Bored? Me? I'm not the fucking grandad Harley fag rider Laughing

Not bored, just love tickling your pickle, fuck face. I really want you to come back to the UK so I can take a shit through your letter box Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody hell you two put your handbags away Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 31 Aug 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bozzy wrote:
Bloody hell you two put your handbags away Rolling Eyes


Nah boss, this guy is a cunt. Away with you Laughing
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