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I watched a few seconds of the op's uploads and here's what i think:
Obvious "subscribe to my shite channel" attention seeking dumb teenager disorder who revs a little 4t lawn mower to the max through every gear. Cannot use anything other than full throttle everywhere - accelerates through town traffic like a bat out of hell and blames everyone who gets in his way over a problems he causes himself.
Tip for op:
Either buy a fucking army tank and still believe that you own the road and are more important than anyone else out there you selfish bastard, or take medication for your pathetic little whining kid spoiled by his parents condition. Going on enemy ignore list.
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RE: Bikesafe etc
Whilst I try to ride safely and with consideration for other road users (maybe with the exception of DrBodySocket if I reckognised him)
...Would nobody else be concerned they might do you for a minor infraction if it came to it?
I'm actually taking advanced riding lessons as I want to increase my ability, but the idea of a tail puts the shits up me way more than the bike test did, and I was crapping myself on that. ____________________ The above post is most likely nonsensical.
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| Commuter_Tim wrote: | RE: Bikesafe etc
Whilst I try to ride safely and with consideration for other road users (maybe with the exception of DrBodySocket if I reckognised him)
...Would nobody else be concerned they might do you for a minor infraction if it came to it?
I'm actually taking advanced riding lessons as I want to increase my ability, but the idea of a  tail puts the shits up me way more than the bike test did, and I was crapping myself on that. |
ROSPA.
Cheaper than IAM. Still populated by rozzers etc, but they are generally not averse to a bit more "making progress" than strictly allowed. |
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| The Tot |
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Bikesafe at the Ace Cafe (back in 2004) consisted of
Classroom session & defensive riding
Morning assessed ride - leaving the Ace Cafe, up the A40, into Uxbridge and around Harefield/Northwood, a few NSL and twisty roads.
The rules from the sergeant running it were "We won't do you if you run loud pipes, dark visor and a small plate. We won't nick you for doing 10-20% over the speed limit. Don't take the piss. Just ride how you normally ride and we shall assess you accordingly"
So, I filtered progressively down Hanger lane and rode how I normally rode.
Post ride briefing - Constructively picks up on what you're doing wrong and makes a point of what you're doing right. In my case, my filtering speeds were excessive - i.e. 30mph between stationary traffic. Copper following me was on his personal Harley 1200 sportster!
Lunch
Afternoon session on accident investigation, KSI stats etc and emphasis on roadcraft etc.
Afternoon ride - Hopefully, with all that feedback and scaremongering fresh in your mind, you would hopefully have a better outlook.
Post ride debrief - if you haven't taken anything on board, then you are destined to be a potato. But if you have, you'll probably end up buying roadcraft and probably Twist of the Wrist at the same time.
I've done a few advanced riding assessed rides with RoSPA and IAM here in Gloucestershire, but they focus on what hazards are prevalent around here (road conditions, reading the road etc). In London, the key skill is definitely about defensive riding, planning and forward obervation, whilst making safe progress.
If OP was insightful enough, and less of a social media whore, then hopefully, he'll take these wise words. Else the next youtube vid he might be posting up will be on his behalf by Metropolitan Police collision investigators. ____________________ The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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Did a bikesafe last year, well worth the time - almost 2 hour observed ride with a police escort ...... and someone to filter through traffic behind. Worth it just to see the looks on cagers faces "he's brave tailgating that copper through the traffic"
As for OP - zero life preservation skills. It isn't playstation, it's not GTA - when you splatter off something hard in real life, you don't get to reset the game and try again. ____________________ 2017 Z1000SX |
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^^^ Annoyingbiker does a 'to go~pro vlog.
"The rantery is strong in this one." ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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| Annoying Biker |
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Lol at these replies i really have got you guys butthurt so bad havent i . ____________________ Annoying Biker- R.I.P John support my youtube journey for my friend who passed away while on his motorbike https://www.youtube.com/user/nw6301 |
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| Annoying Biker wrote: | Lol at these replies i really have got you guys butthurt so bad havent i . |
The only butthurt here is yours, when you don't get the reception you want but think you deserve, and when your inability to keep up with traffic on the open road causes you to pretend-play Mr Billy Big Balls in a traffic jam in the town centre, in a desperate attempt to convince others that your balls have dropped. Nothing new about your aims, but your utter lack of athletic ability, coordination and riding skill does seem new!
If your aim was to earn contempt and derision at your inept and slow, but dangerous, riding sub-30mph, then you've succeeded. What do you want to achieve here? A medal for bullying a woman motorist? A 1000-subscriber badge? To lose a licence you don't even hold? To suffer debilitating injury or death? You could do all that shit you do in your videos with a bicycle and a skateboard, and have enough left over for a decent camera to boot. In fact, please do it with a bicycle, because the attention you're bringing is bad. In my last post I asked you why you thought we don't do what you do. The fact is, we're smarter... Same reason why you don't film it and post it on Youtube when you steal Shandy from the off-licence. Why steal Shandy if you're allowed to buy wine? Oh wait, you're not allowed to do that either, probably. And if you're going to steal, why broadcast it to the world? Idiot. ____________________ Safety in numbers |
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OP, you're getting heat because people care about the person who's life you are going to end (or severley affect) AND you.
Watching your videos reminds me of the people strapped to the front of cars in Mad Max - but you're doing it voluntarily.
https://i.imgur.com/lSPXHW8.gif
If you want an adrenaline rush of that sort, try MDMA and amphetamines. Please. ____________________ If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
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ROSPA.
Cheaper than IAM. Still populated by rozzers etc, but they are generally not averse to a bit more "making progress" than strictly allowed.[/quote]
tbh you know how irrelevant you are keep getting mad loool go get some lube you need it for how butt hurt you are ____________________ Annoying Biker- R.I.P John support my youtube journey for my friend who passed away while on his motorbike https://www.youtube.com/user/nw6301 |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 9 years, 335 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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