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PostPosted: 16:14 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Head transpalnts Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37420905/the-surgeon-who-wants-to-perform-a-head-transplant-by-2017

Whose body would you choose?
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be a body transplant wouldn't it?
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on how useless the head donor's body is. Like the guy in the wheelchair who had a muscle wasting disorder.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
Whose body would you choose?

Why, Annoying Biker's body, of course! Thereon cementing a breeze block, he'll be head and shoulders above his present excuse for intelligence. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuffin Nora wrote:
doggone wrote:
Whose body would you choose?

Why, Annoying Biker's body, of course! Thereon cementing a breeze block, he'll be head and shoulders above his present excuse for intelligence. Thumbs Up


You're just jello of his riding god skills. Razz
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Re: Head transpalnts Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
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Lembit Opik. That grill with those notches on his headboard? They don't call him "Tripod" for nothing.
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anglina Jolie Laughing ????

When I was better and out of hospital, I would stand naked in front of the mirror all day Laughing
Mind you I would have to have a paper bag over my head Laughing as i wouldn`t want to see my face looking back at me, might need a couple of eye-holes though.

Weird or what?
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheryl Cole (or whatever her last name is this week)

Firstly, so I could finger myself and secondly so I'd never have to listen to her voice again.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, alright, let's say they can perform such a party trick. What about the body rejecting the head and vice versa? When your body's imune system rejects a liver transplant, for instance, it takes quite some time before you have a real problem (hours, days). That could happen even if you are on the immuno suppressives, which results in another, immediate, surgery. I'm no expert but, finding a liver donor and the actual transplantation of it seems much easier task then getting a new head or body. Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

with a face like mine, it wouldn't matter...... I still wouldn't get laid
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 25 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rainpal has a medical license now? My understanding's once the spinal cord's severed that's it. I know there was a knife attack victim who regained some movement after being paralysed (through a technique using nose cells or something), but that took a lot of physical therapy to reach that point (years I think).

Further more I believe face transplant patients don't live all that long, with the anti-rejection medication you're a lot more susceptible to catching something nasty and dying.

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PostPosted: 05:58 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give me the Terminators body. The one from Terminator 2 please.
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PostPosted: 06:53 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Anglina Jolie Laughing ????

You want the body of an emaciated 12 year old boy with a chest full of saline and scars? I guess it takes all sorts.
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go on then.

Kelly Brook, I reckon.

But that is mainly because her figure probably resembles what mine would (could/should) have looked like if I had looked after myself and not been such a piglet/lazy mare.

Although her boobs are a little TOO big for even my personal taste Shocked

But that's talking about a figure, not a body. Because for all we know, the bodies we might proclaim to want might have all kinds of things wrong with them.

How, for example, am I to know whether KB has some sort of hideous internal problems that I wouldn't want. For all we know, she might have heart failure, epilepsy or endometriosis in her future, no ta.
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PostPosted: 08:51 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinaboy wrote:
Depends on how useless the head donor's body is. Like the guy in the wheelchair who had a muscle wasting disorder.

Do you mean Professor Hawking?
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Chinaboy wrote:
Depends on how useless the head donor's body is. Like the guy in the wheelchair who had a muscle wasting disorder.

Do you mean Professor Hawking?


That is an brain issue, his muscles should be alright.
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Anglina Jolie Laughing ????

You want the body of an emaciated 12 year old boy with a chest full of saline and scars? I guess it takes all sorts.

All right then, what about Susan Boyle??
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:


That is an brain issue, his muscles should be alright.


I think the muscles wasting away is a body thing not brain controlled.

Epilepsy on the other hand, as mentioned by Hellcat with KB's body is a brain thing, no worries Hellcat, you can safely have her body with no blackout worries. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinaboy wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:


That is an brain issue, his muscles should be alright.


I think the muscles wasting away is a body thing not brain controlled.

Epilepsy on the other hand, as mentioned by Hellcat with KB's body is a brain thing, no worries Hellcat, you can safely have her body with no blackout worries. Thumbs Up


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Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), also known as Lou Gehrig's disease and motor neurone disease (MND), is a specific disease that causes the death of neurons which control voluntary muscles.


So, Hawking's muscles are fine, well they years of atrophy might caused some damage but nothing irreversible. It's Hawk's brain cells that are not there anymore, that caused the atrophy. Give his body to a healthy head and I do believe, the muscles would work. I'm not saying the body would walk, I mean being ''not in use'' for long, the joints, tendons and other bits might be beyond ''repair''.

But the other way around, Hawk's head on a perfectly alright body would not work.
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pure science fiction. They can't even repair the spinal cord at the moment. And he reckons that is possible in a year Laughing

Repair of the spinal cord would be a massive step allowing for treatment of paralysis. Until that happens, a full body transplant isn't happening.
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PostPosted: 09:47 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

lihp wrote:
Pure science fiction. They can't even repair the spinal cord at the moment. And he reckons that is possible in a year Laughing

Repair of the spinal cord would be a massive step allowing for treatment of paralysis. Until that happens, a full body transplant isn't happening.


I'm no surgeon but I only had to read the first paragraph and immediately thought, Professor Wankenstein. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:


I'm no surgeon but I only had to read the first paragraph and immediately thought, Professor Wankenstein. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 10:17 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:

All right then, what about Susan Boyle??


Let's play that drinking game, "Who would you rather Do":
Susan Boyle or Victoria Beckham.

Given that you could put a bag over their respective heads...
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Let's play that drinking game, "Who would you rather Do":
Susan Boyle or Victoria Beckham.

Given that you could put a bag over their respective heads...

Write in for Kelly Brook.

If you put a gun to my head, Beckham on the basis that Boyle appears to be slightly more mental, and you never put your dick in crazy.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 26 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

lihp wrote:
Pure science fiction. They can't even repair the spinal cord at the moment. And he reckons that is possible in a year Laughing

That's what I referred to earlier: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-29645760 So sort of possible, but not to the point where you're gonna be swapping heads and skipping around afterwards. One of the most disturbing things I've seen (outside of last post wins of course) was a monkey head transplant. I think the people volunteering should watch that first.
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