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Flatbadger
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: BMW's Future Bike.. Reply with quote

I've not seen this on here yet, forgive me if a repost..

I'm not sure if I would trust a machine to stop quickly enough if I'm pulled out on, but slow enough to stop me flying off. Would it know it needs to slow down if it's passing a load of cars in a queue at the lights?

https://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/new-bikes/2016/october/bmw-unveil-vision-next-100/

https://i.imgur.com/ZqA7OL2.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

"No helmet – just a visor"

Just so long as it's compatible with our favouritest product of all time. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"No helmet – just a visor"

Just so long as it's compatible with our favouritest product of all time. Mr. Green


Imagine what it'll be able to do by the time that bike is released. Probably teleport users to wherever they want to be without them needing a bike at all. Or a helmet. Or a visor wiper.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still using a boxer twin BMW? Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh? ok...

When I saw a couple of these on the road, I thought for a second I'd forgotten my meds and drifted into a sci-fi movie.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fEka2Q-kEmY/maxresdefault.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 13 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"No helmet – just a visor"


Does it have a bloody forcefield then?
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PostPosted: 00:08 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

you dont need any safety gear.
but you need to wear a suit that talks to the bike.
suspension and steering done with flexing of the frame.
tyres will have "versatile profile that can adapt to different conditions"
electric motor that will change shape to look like a boxer twin.


much imagineering in this .
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Does it have a bloody forcefield then?

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non believer wrote:
much imagineering in this .

Pfffft, you just lack vision, perhaps you need rainpal?
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Eh? ok...

When I saw a couple of these on the road, I thought for a second I'd forgotten my meds and drifted into a sci-fi movie.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fEka2Q-kEmY/maxresdefault.jpg


WTF is that?
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEka2Q-kEmY
https://saiettamotorcycles.com/
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm rather taken with the beemer concept bike but that other thing is
hideous.

the beemer pic kind of resonated with this pic from 1934 for me


https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AGPFq30aqYY/SQR6RzsD_VI/AAAAAAAADEs/pTZKDlD2I70/s1600/001.jpg
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PostPosted: 06:47 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'd need thigh muscles like a certain ex-governor to maintain that stance without busting your wrists... There's not enough 'tank' to lean on!

That suit she's wearing is rather fetching though... Like the Matrix with less PVC...

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PostPosted: 08:05 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Re: BMW's Future Bike.. Reply with quote

Flatbadger wrote:
I've not seen this on here yet, forgive me if a repost..

I'm not sure if I would trust a machine to stop quickly enough if I'm pulled out on, but slow enough to stop me flying off. Would it know it needs to slow down if it's passing a load of cars in a queue at the lights?

https://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/new-bikes/2016/october/bmw-unveil-vision-next-100/

https://i.imgur.com/ZqA7OL2.jpg
That's going to spray crap and water over her and everyone else.
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because in the future there will be no stones kicked up by other vehicles, and the bees will be extinct so getting a bee to the face at motorway speed will not happen. What I like best about my lotek helmet is the way it protects me from the rain and hail. And pigeons.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:


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PostPosted: 23:06 - 14 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

This has nothing to do with a bike but is all about prototyping BMW's vision of the future. Have you noticed, it's a rather old vision of the future... Harks back to 1930s or thereabouts. Up in the mountains where the air is clean and the overman breathes free in the company of Nordic gods like Sig...
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tawny wrote:
This has nothing to do with a bike but is all about prototyping BMW's vision of the future. Have you noticed, it's a rather old vision of the future... Harks back to 1930s or thereabouts. Up in the mountains where the air is clean and the overman breathes free in the company of Nordic gods like Sig...


Like this 1934 R7?

https://thecoolhunter.net/wp-content/uploads/old-blog-images/bmr7.jpg
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PostPosted: 01:54 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Exactly like that 1934 R7. They did it blatantly, in the full knowledge of their company's history. The message in that advert is clear - look out of the window and you see the urban sprawl and the sociological disaster that is the impure and decadent product of the under-people. The sociopath 'wakes up', sees all that's wrong, and disdainfully soars to the higher ground on her black (inverted) Pegasus, to where the old gods roam. Who rides so late through night and wind? It's a broad-shouldered, sexually ambiguous post-human rider, free from moral encumbrance and the excessive beer in German philosophy.

The trick is, of course, that this vision is defeated by the question of who, or what, the destination is, and in which direction (or should I say, orientation), i.e. does the rider know the destination he/she wants, and does he/she reach it? Does Tristram reunite with Isolde? The child in Goethe's poem ends up dead - this theme was explored in 1960s surrealism. It has some sort of connection with Neoplatonism viewed through a Wagnerian lens, whereby all things reach their 'perfection', or even consummation, and for heros that means they must become purified by their own demise.
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PostPosted: 05:29 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tawny wrote:
^Exactly like that 1934 R7. They did it blatantly, in the full knowledge of their company's history. The message in that advert is clear - look out of the window and you see the urban sprawl and the sociological disaster that is the impure and decadent product of the under-people. The sociopath 'wakes up', sees all that's wrong, and disdainfully soars to the higher ground on her black (inverted) Pegasus, to where the old gods roam. Who rides so late through night and wind? It's a broad-shouldered, sexually ambiguous post-human rider, free from moral encumbrance and the excessive beer in German philosophy.

The trick is, of course, that this vision is defeated by the question of who, or what, the destination is, and in which direction (or should I say, orientation), i.e. does the rider know the destination he/she wants, and does he/she reach it? Does Tristram reunite with Isolde? The child in Goethe's poem ends up dead - this theme was explored in 1960s surrealism. It has some sort of connection with Neoplatonism viewed through a Wagnerian lens, whereby all things reach their 'perfection', or even consummation, and for heros that means they must become purified by their own demise.


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PostPosted: 13:57 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tawny wrote:

The trick is, of course, that this vision is defeated by the question of who, or what, the destination is, and in which direction (or should I say, orientation), i.e. does the rider know the destination he/she wants, and does he/she reach it? Does Tristram reunite with Isolde? The child in Goethe's poem ends up dead - this theme was explored in 1960s surrealism. It has some sort of connection with Neoplatonism viewed through a Wagnerian lens, whereby all things reach their 'perfection', or even consummation, and for heros that means they must become purified by their own demise.


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PostPosted: 18:27 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hard work being done at BMW to get electric motorcycles out in the market without them sucking like hell.

I've ridden a couple of electric prototypes and I have mixed feelings. They don't feel real...
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 15 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

ViktorVon wrote:
They don't feel real...

In a good way or a bad way?
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