Fucking fucktards.

[dodsi]

I have a problem with the local chavs.

They will not leave my bike alone when I leave it outside work.

This has gone on for a long time and with my previous bike.

Today I have parked up and locked up outside work and gone in to start work whilst my exhaust cools down so that I may put the cover over the bike.

(the cover protects from rain and fiddling with controlls)

I go out about an hour later (person went on break and I couldnt leave the shop to put cover over)

There is spit all over my seat so I cleaned this off with lots of tissues and sanitizer and put cover over. (didnt see the fucktard chavmaster who did this but have a good idea who it was)

I then put the cover over it and go back to work (mumbling too myself).

Then my a friend of mine comes into the shop and says "thats your bike outside isnt it" to which I replied "yeah".

Turns out he had put the cover back on it as somehow the front of it had come off (chav related again) the only reason it was not completly off was that its hooked underneath. (chavs cannot comprehend a simple hook and loop you see)

Also it was not windy so it couldnt have "blown off" and it has elastocated edges so its fairly well clung too the bike.

I was considering an alarm but all they would do is set the fucking thing off all the time so I would be forever re-setting it.

The police can never catch them and they dont much care about the police anyways, these little fucktards are not bothered about them one bit.

So I have considered buying a shitter 125/250ish thing that will get me to work and I wont much care about.

But why should I? Its the expense of another bike to run which i cannot really afford.

Beating the fuckers up is not an option as my bike would be properly trashed if I did this and they are no older than 16 so would also land me square in the shit.

Like I said, the police can never catch them at it and are aware of this happening and want to help.

Its really beginning to get me down as its easier to get the bus into work and a lift back as then I dont have to worry about my property being damaged.

These kids dont want to steal the bike. they just do it to piss me off.

And No I never do anything to them, they are just cock sucking fucktards.

And I DONT apologise for language used in this post as its how I feel right now!!!!

But do apologise for the rant.

[Vespa]

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[dodsi]

Not really an option as I still wouldnt be able to see it very well. as massive window posters and the orientation of the shop.

Its really getting me down as people will not leave it alone.

I am really contenplating getting a bit of a shitter bike too get to work on and have my proper bike for travelling on.

[haGGard]

I used to have similar things happeneing to my speedfight at college. Although not quite on the same scale as yours. Basically chavs would twist my mirror the wrong way, flick the controlls, flood the engine and try to move my scooter. Its stopped now, but at the time i was considering parking someplace else (not on the college grounds).

Is there another carpark near your work where you could park?
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[dodsi]

I live in a small town, They know which bike is mine and they will find it and it will be somewhere I cannot get to it.

[tatters]

I agree with vespa, basically nothing you can do.

My various bikes l have owned over the last few years have been damaged many times at school or Kingston collage things like spiting on the seat, putting the bike in gear, playing with cables, keying the fairing.


Most of the cosmetic damage to my ZZR600 is due to this.
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[dodsi]

Its easy for people to say "kick shit out of them" but to be honest, every action has an equal and opposite re-action.

So I would have a damaged bike (properly damaged not just pissed about with).

Is it worth getting a shitter 125 thing for a few hundred pounds and using it for work and back? something that I could insure TPO as the excess would be worth more than the bike?

[mattfuzzy]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Park it out of the way so they catn get to it or under some CCTV then gather evidence. Take the evidence to the Police and then see if they can do anything (doubt it but maybe a copper on here can help). Parking it somewhere not accessible is probably the best bet.

I'd fit an alarm anyway and this may deter them from going near the bike as people may look/interrupt them. If it doesnt work leave the alarm off while it's at work and use it elsewhere/at home.

Try rigging up some sort of electric shock to your bike? May be possible.
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[Scotsman37]

Two things you can do;

1) Get an alarm because one thing those little idiots don't want is attention from bystanders or the possibility of you coming and kicking the shit out of them.

When that happened to my bike when my alarm went off, I made them think I was some sort of psycho by threatening to kick their teeth in and break their hands in a raised tone of voice, but you don't touch them as they'll get the Police to you - bloody law it's on their side! You should have seen the looks on their faces and my bike has never been disturbed since then.....

2) Get a decent security video camera pointing out through the window at your bike but don't zoom it in to close to the bike as you want to capture all of them involved on film. Once you've got them on video report them to the Police as they may know who they are as the local copper in the area has no doubt nicked them for something else.

[yambabe]

Is there nowhere "secure" you can leave it? A back yard, loading bay, bin cupboard (don't laugh, if it's big enough and got a door....), anything?

I agree with you that much as it would feel good to go after them it would probably only make things worse. However, wherever you live there is probably a local MCC not a million miles away. Do you know anyone who could scare the shit out of these pricks without it being taken back to you? Several people I know would intervene if they saw a parked bike being vandalised, even if they didn't know the owner.

And people, please note I am not advocating violence here. There are many ways to subdue gobby teenagers without any physical harm being done.
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[dodsi]

an alarm would not work, I would be forever turning the bloody thing off.

If I leave the bike elsewhere I cannot get to it if something is happening too it.

Customers who have come into the shop know its my bike and often tell the fucktards to leave it alone, but they dont listen. and as the town I live is so quiet often people cannot catch them.

A number of them own peds and I have often thought of taking a tin of nitromors too them as they would not even think it would be me.

I really dont know what to do! as CCTV is also not an option. as I have nowhere to set it up that it would be safe.

It doesnt happen every night, its just some nights.

[strag]

That sucks mate. Do you not have any security staff at work? Or failing that set up a video camera maybe? I know they will only get a slap on the wrists but might put them off.
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[dodsi]

Where I work there are two of us on at a time.

I work for choices (video/dvd hire shop).

[Jrod]

Take the bike in the shop.

[dodsi]

As much as I would like that to happen, it never will.

[Flip]

[dodsi]

They wouldnt allow it. simple as.

[Flip]

Is it not worth getting the bus and leaving the bike at home?

[dodsi]

Then I need a lift back as busses stop running at 6pm ish. and I start at 6 normally.

But I will be doing that on wednesday bus in for 2pm lift home at 10pm.

Is it worth getting a shitter 125 or summot that I wont care much about for the work run?

[Flip]

Maybe, but then you have 2 bikes to insure, tax, maintain. That's a lot of chains, sprockets and tyres etc.

And then you'll be wiping spit of a differant bike. Same problems.

How far do you commute?

[m99dws]

Spend a few hundred quid on a cheap car, park it away from the shop. Any bike will attract their attention.

[RickHolt]

I sense a BCF trip out in the making

Have you considered some form of mouse trap but on a much larger scale?

[map]

[Ninja]

Depending on the size of your nads - take a day off but still go into work like normal - hide and wait for the little gits to pitch up. Catch one and simply put the fear of God into him - tell him, let him know, that he's the one you'll be coming after if your 'bikes ever touched again ... ever ...
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