The "Shit Chrimbo Prezzie" thread.

[CaNsA]

As the title suggests.

[Rogerborg]

Oven fire.

https://i.imgur.com/WvBJ01T.jpg

Why yes, I do keep a powder extinguisher to hand.
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GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[owl]

Secret santa gave me a box of shit, elephant dung from the natural history museum to be precise... literally a shit present... must be my charming personality

https://www.turingsunflowers.com/pictures/~jD-nLkDDDD-nykRV/elephant_poo_in_a_box_-_pic_1.jpg
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[Fisty]

Bruce Isn't dead.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Rob Fzs]

Rainpal
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Mod 2 Passed 09/06/2011

[M.C]

Pretty much everything, cod liver oil tablets, multi-vitamins and men's moisturiser

Enjoyed the hole present giving thing though.

[owl]

[M.C]

Yes I made a dirty protest then stormed out

[Copycat73]

and mine
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Secret Santa at work, £5 budget. Mine was pretty shit. Literally.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/221958983/sale-pack-of-10-emergency-glitter-pills
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[bugeye_bob]

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler.

[Andy_Pagin]

[owl]

[techathy]

A bottle of whisky... for someone with 2, yes two, alcoholic parents... and the giver does know this!
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[ThoughtContro...]

[andyscooter]

T shirt with lambretta on

I'm a vespa boy
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[t121anf]

Probably the two boxes of these

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/535/8003340090535/IDShot_540x540.jpg

[andyscooter]

Update


A fucking tomato ketchup gun

Apparently you fill it up and squirt it on your food

Like i do with the bottle ffs
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Tamsin]

My most exciting gift this year was an underbed storage box.... yeah, its been a great one

[CaNsA]

Thanks for my "motorbike gloves"
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152288506970

[BTTD]

Nothing shit yet, but I am going to the inlaws tomorrow....
There is a no tv rule, party games, and everyone has to join in. Because that's more fun than being allowed to relax.

[growler]

Beard glitter!
For real😳
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[UrbanRacer]

[owl]

[thx1138]