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garth
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Just bought a car... Reply with quote
... inside I found a piece of paper with the contact details of a presumably lovely lady called Tracy. It lists her services, amongst which are; facesitting, bondage, humiliation, spanking and cross-dressing (maybe a Trevor more than a Tracy?)

I'm gonna go sniff the seats. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
The piece of paper has her phone number on it which you've used to find her filthy website?
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Alpineandy
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Re: Just bought a car... Reply with quote
garth wrote:
Tracy. It lists her services, amongst which are; facesitting, bondage, humiliation, spanking and cross-dressing

Are you sure it's Tracy and not Tritey?
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Think everyone is missing something.. need a picture with a can of custard or rainpal written next to it. For erm proof Shifty
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
There's nothing more revolting than the stench of fucked cunt.


So that's you I can smell I thought it was the out of date cheese I've just thrown away.
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
Not funny kid.


From you, FFS? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 20:03 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
There's nothing more revolting than the stench of the shite I spouted on here or more odious and obnoxious as the homophobic racist turd that spouts it

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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
Predictable smut


How would you know VIRGIN?

Alpineandy wrote:
garth wrote:
Tracy. It lists her services, amongst which are; facesitting, bondage, humiliation, spanking and cross-dressing

Are you sure it's Tracy and not Tritey?


Tritey does walk among us as we know.....
Thinking

Anyway, back on topic, sorry about that Garth, I think it must be one of my old shopping lists, not an advert Shocked

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PostPosted: 20:34 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Re: Just bought a car... Reply with quote
garth wrote:
I'm gonna go sniff the seats. Laughing
Careful now, Tracey can be a mans name Sick
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:

I wasn't trying to be. I was simply stating a fact fucked cunt smells revolting.


How the fuck would you know? The only cunt you've fucked is yourself...
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 02 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aloysius Parker wrote:
I wasn't trying to be.


Well if you had a car, I'd bet it would smell like urine had had drunken sex with vomit and made a poo baby.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 03 Jan 2017    Post subject: Re: Just bought a car... Reply with quote
garth wrote:
... inside I found a piece of paper with the contact details of a presumably lovely lady called Tracy. It lists her services, amongst which are; facesitting, bondage, humiliation, spanking and cross-dressing (maybe a Trevor more than a Tracy?)

I'm gonna go sniff the seats. Laughing


There's a lot to be said for sharing. Wink
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 03 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dont people who do face sitting normally tend to be

How can i put this


On the larger side Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 05 Jan 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
Dont people who do face sitting normally tend to be

How can i put this


On the larger side Laughing


Nope

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