Going to toilet in your leathers

[paulodd]

Strange topic i know but i recently bought a pair of leather trousers. They were £120 from John Pease but blagged them down to £105.

Anyway back to the topic, i wear them all day while in college so that i don't have to change and carry extra stuff. I urgently needed the loo yesterday (Number 2) and it actually took me nearly 5 mins till i could let it out.

Won't go into graphic details but i had to like unzip, pull down then undo my boots unzip the bottom of the trousers and slide them down a little more, it took for ever!!


Do any of you find this problem and do you have any funny storys about it?


Paul
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[hustler]

Ignoring the spelling mistake in your subject I was concerned about opening a thread which was called "Going to toilet in your leathers"
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[Jrod]

You wear them all day?! Yuk.

[steveh]

yup same Inst, exactly what i do, then again i very rarely go for a number 2 in college :s


Steve.
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[Annabella]

For comical tales involving leathers and toilets, you need to witness the ladies toilets at the Wheel during the summer.


Several hundred bikers, two very small toilets.

If you suspect you may need the toilet sometime soon, it is time to go and queue because it takes the girls so long to undoe and re-doe their leathers (especially with over-full bladders ). The lack of space doesn't help, so profanities reign as does silly dancing...
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[stinkwheel]

I was stood next to a guy in the bogs at the dragon rally when he started effing and blinding. Turns out the combination of the huge number of clothes he was wearing (well everyone does at that rally, I had five layers to get through) and the effect of the cold meant it wasn't long enought to "get it out". He tried to piss through the gap whilst holding his fly open and landed up hosing half of it down the inside of his waterproofs

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[Wave2k]

i needed to go pee so bad one time, i was in a busy town centre at night i pulled over and pissed in a doorway

either that or my 1 week old RST leathers
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[Reevo8]

At the great north run, I was at the 1hr 40 checkpoint, so along with some very fit, and also quite pretty women. I had to run up the bank for a quick slash, only to find that there were women squatting up there, and some even having a brad pitt.

The plus side was that I winked at a lot of girls with there muffs out!


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Mmm.... Muffs Out
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Gazdaman]

Rossi said in an interview once he used to pee in his leathers. Only on warm up laps/non important things.

Never really considered it myself, only recently got leathers so havn't come across this problem.

Gaz

[DisabledRider]

pee in his leathers, Lol... No wonder he dont get a blowjob @ the end of the race, haha

[Silver]

I remember reading that quite a lot of racing drivers piss themselves, F1 especially. Imagine doing a stint in Le Mans 24hr and needing the loo.

On a slight tangent, I remember when Foggy raced ill and was sick in his helmet

[scottiel]

I was at a race school lecture from one of the doctors that covers moto gp, bsb etc and he told us that Jamie Whitam shit himself twice while on the the grid at start of race.

Bet he smelt nice after the race.