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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 02 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:
and I believe HM C&E


Jesus, which fucking century do you live in? For most of thsi century it's been HMRC....
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Teflon-Mike
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 02 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Be a Deliveroo rider! Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Well, as you ever working is about as likely as me tossing you off with my chops we are both happy then.

Oh fuck!'I didn't realize your aural tossing fetish towards me were THAT likely!

Err.. APART from fisty.. does any-one else have a spare chastity belt preferably freshly launder, I could borrow to protect my virtue?

Maybe a bunny-guard,,, I know, it probably wouldn't stop him... but he might pause long enough to make it put on the gimp suit, it could distract him long enough for me to hide or something!

SHIT! Smiler had my address..... I BETTER move.....
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 02 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Be a Deliveroo rider! Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:

aural tossing fetish!


Ear sex?

Fucking hell Mike, you are even more fucked up than I thought.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:
I haven't done the job in a decade

That'll be before you started claiming disability then?
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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Be a Deliveroo rider! Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Teflon-Mike wrote:

aural tossing fetish!


Ear sex?

Fucking hell Mike, you are even more fucked up than I thought.


PaulVTR's ears are probably big enough to have sex with
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sickpup
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 03 Mar 2017    Post subject: Re: Be a Deliveroo rider! Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
PaulVTR's ears are probably big enough to have sex with


But would you want to take the risk of him turning his head and you seeing his face?
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suburban myth
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 04 Mar 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I work in a city as a bus driver where Deliveroo is reasonably prominent - in essence they're fucking everywhere and one thing is for certain, I will never order using Deliveroo because before long one of their drivers/riders is gonna get him/herself killed here. I'm not having that on my conscience, like if they were on the way to mine when it happened. I'd miss my dinner for a start.

Someone seriously needs to start regulating their driving standards, and ability to use the road appropriately. Mandatory drug testing might help too - one of their 'guys' was smoking a rollie, in uniform, near me the other day and (although my experience in such things is limited) I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it wasn't just Amber Leaf he'd got in it.

As a business principle though, it's kind of a winner. Massive student population here, so the staff fuck off for holidays when the customers do. I was in Wagamama the other day and in the hour or so I was a patron I watched at least 5 or 6 orders go out the door.
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