A breath of fresh air

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Unique chance to own a breath of fresh air cought in North yorkshire countryside.

Clean air no traffic pollutants.

Captured in a rather fetching dodgeball balloon and will be posted inside the balloon.

Open to offers.

daz|n00by · The Internet Joined: 11 May 2004 Karma :

can you prove its fresh ? i dont want it if its stale so i need proof.
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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

I took that photo about an hour ago. and captured the air 5 min prior.

seller accepts no responsibilty for freshness of the air.

daz|n00by · The Internet Joined: 11 May 2004 Karma :

did you put the air in ? out of your own mouth ?
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steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

Do you smoke?

Do you offer postage insurance?

Steve.
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daz|n00by · The Internet Joined: 11 May 2004 Karma :

i,m sure somebody said your breath smelled like satans bottom. Mr. Green

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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

I am a non smoker and the air is from my own lungs, hence a breath of fresh air.

Postage will be fully insured.

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instigator · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Karma :

His "used" breath of fresh air is probably cleaner than what I breathe in up here in glasgow Laughing

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

As In description it is a BREATH of fresh air!

I am not of another planet, its clean country air grab it whilst its fresh.

G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

But if you have breathed it, it is no longer fresh.

Are you from the planet oxymoron?

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iheartpie · Nova Slayer Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Karma :

^^ he said oxymorron, meaning to controdict ones self, not oxygen (O2) as in the gas.
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

I do know what an oxymoron is. It was a play with words, afterall. "Oxy" OXYmoron, OXYgen...oh I give up. Laughing

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