ped boys out again.

steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

Well its that time of the year again, people turning 16 getting mopeds, driving like twats...

On way home from work about 10 mins ago, was surrounded by mopeds, right up my arse trying to undertake me, on the other side of the road trying to over take and not having the speed, absolute madness...

got to the next set of lights and some of them had gone, only 2 behind me, so i set off pretty quick up to 30 and stayed there, then this moped comes on my right hand side, literally 7 inches from my mirror trying to over take.

Pulled up at the next set of lights.... comes beside me in the other lane, and shouts " wanta race do ya"
then i notice the trackies, trainers, no glovers ect.. chav.
so i looked at his ped, looked at him and said.. "ok then" the lights go amber, knock it into first, ped sets off and i fly past him with a huge grin on my face.

silly chav.

so be on the look out for a swarm of angry wasps.

Steve.
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Ric · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Karma :

i need a sleeper to amuse myself wit ped boy chavs

they must see me and decied it looks a bit faster than ur average ped

Klause · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Karma :

I love beating them, about the only revenge you can get legally. unfortuanly for the 16yrs that use them sensibly they get a bad label too Thumbs Down

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Frost · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 May 2004 Karma :

My last ped boi expirence was funny. I'm in heavy traffic just keeping to their pace whilst i warm the bike up (RGV250). I come to the lights and a ped boi pulls up beside me. He gives my smelly old bike a disgusted look and says "oi you, is that a 125?" In response to which i look and see the lights are green reply "Yes." and give it a fist full of powerband.

That's the quickest 125 he's ever tried to race Laughing

haGGard · Nearly there... Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Karma :

I had a chav on a 125 supermoto type bike come towards me the other day on the oposite side of the road to me. As he came nearer he swerved towards me and stuck his leg right out towards me Shocked

Not sure what he was trying to do to be honest. Maybe kick me off? Laughing

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Barker-CBR 600 · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 20 Nov 2004 Karma :

Maybe he realised what a depressingly crap life he leads and how he'll end up taking his role model from the guy who stacks shelves at tescos and lost the will to live?

But then he remembered he was on a nicked bike and didnt want his 'mutha' to know since if he lives he'll still be living with her for the next twenty five years or so, so he straightened up.
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steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

now thats a interesting story... Razz

Steve.
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TomC · Trackday Trickster Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

Should have driven straight into his leg.

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Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

Ped bois are not twats! end of, its the 16 year old, new ped bois that are twats.

You see there are 2 kind of ped bois, the ones just 16 who can ride nothing more, and the older ones who choose to ride ped, are you telling me from looking at them you can tell which of the kind they are?
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Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

Also i didnt know peoples birthdays were all this time of year, fucking twit.

Surely new people are getting peds all the time, not just around march you tard. Short for retard if you didnt know.
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houlsby · Traffic Copper Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Karma :

we have the same problem round ar end, exept some of the peds are quite fast (no joke ive clocked one before doing 80)!! (a '50' of course)

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

If you see a runner/typhoon/dragster rider looking cocky, hes probably got a 172+ kit in his ped.

Still wont beat your rs, but will give you a run up to about 70.
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houlsby · Traffic Copper Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Karma :

you from donni mark?

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

Na Essex mate, why you ask?
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houlsby · Traffic Copper Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Karma :

instigator · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Oct 2004 Karma :

I'd just automatically asssume that you're talking about 16 year olds when you say "ped boys".....key word is "boys"....

Anything else is a scooter rider to me.....

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

Oh yes perhaps i should call 16 year old newbys ped bois, and my kind will be scooter guys. Thumbs Up

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houlsby · Traffic Copper Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Karma :

no we are on about the stupid ones who think they have a hayabusa 50cc and like to genrally piss bikers off. im 17 so what would i be classed as? (no comments from the clever boys who will read this thread)

Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

A chav?

I'd class you as a new biker.
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houlsby · Traffic Copper Joined: 07 Feb 2005 Karma :

hmm new biker..... i was expecting more along the lines of pain in the arse...... Very Happy

R4nger · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Karma :

chavs on peds are dangergous. One tried to undertake me on a roundabout as I was about to turn off. Gave him a mouthful when I got beside him.

Whitetrash · Banned Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Karma :

Why do you say Bois and not boys??? Rolling Eyes

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Marc_Buck · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 31 May 2004 Karma :

It's taking the piss more than anything, the way chavs talk on msn/txs.
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Kye · Scooby Slapper Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Karma :

I had someone on a cruiser style 125 try to overtake me on my Zip once, saw him in my mirror and nailed it, he didn't seem to catch up Razz

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