Doom gloom and chains

[Skudd]

Well I've done it. Married what I will now call ' Her indoors' life is all over now.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Rogerborg]

Thank allah for rohypnol. What's the plan for when she comes to her senses though?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[hellkat]

You ought to be aware that you'll not need twice as much toilet roll, you';l need quadruple with a lady in the house.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[BTTD]

[Andy_Pagin]

You're money will henceforth not only go on things you never thought you needed, but on things you never knew existed.
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Alpineandy]

Congrats



Although commiserations on having had your last ever BJ....
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The above comment isn't necessarily the truth and anyone that says it is, is only correct if it's the truth or they're bigger than me.

[Skudd]

Guess what I will be doing tonight.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Alpineandy]

[CaNsA]

[bamt]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

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[dodsi]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[stinkwheel]

[oldpink]

I can confirm the Bogroll usage
we have a full pack of 18 in the toilet and the wife came in with this tonight so we have approx 66 roll's
should be good for about a week
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I have become comfortably numb

Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Polarbear]

My missus likes them soggy wet wipe thingies.

Do you know there is even a system on how to wipe your bum properly on the Andrex ones

From what I remember it's use 2 sheets of dry and then the soggy wet ones to get your bum smelling of roses.

I told her it was cheaper to stick the shower head up her arse.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[bamt]

You old romantic you!

[Alpineandy]

[pepperami]

[B5234FT]

[andys675]

bought 18 rolls Saturday as was going out on my bike all day sunday, when I got back at 5pm there were only 14 rolls left

excluding sleeping that's 1 roll every 4 hours............

was looking to see if the deep fat fryer had been used as sure someone is eating them
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Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Polarbear]

[dodsi]

But gentlemen, remember ladies have twice the number of bottoms to wipe than we do.

The more you know...