Swollen love spuds. UPDATE: GREAT NEWS.

[Tracer1234]

So, more to follow in time and will update spill counter, but I have fallen victim to SMIDSY.

Status;

Bike: Fucked.
Me: TBC

So, over all I am fine apart from royally pissed off. Sore legs and a dull ache in my lower left back. Main cause of concern is swollen and painful acorns.

So, quick question, should I be concerned and just see how it goes or, do i need to go and get a hot nurse to touch me up for a bit?
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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Ste]

Sounds like a job for Dagmar.

[garth]

Sorry to hear about your spuds. Post pictures.

First dibs on the bike?
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Rest them on an icecube tray. You'll be surprised how fast those charlies return to size.

Note: Testes may adhere to cubes.
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[wr6133]

On the bright side now you can buy a GSXR.

As for your balls..... definitely Ebola.

[grr666]

How fucked is fucked?
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[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

Yes yes but what about the bike?
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[Commuter_Tim]

[pepperami]

Spill + swollen giblets = get em checked out just to be on the safe side.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

You can't take chances with your plums* get yourself and you other aches and pains. checked out at A&E.

Get them looked at ASAP, by a professional

*We just got served a big plate of purple plums at a local taverna. Chronicle of a (swollen) Plum Foretold. It's an omen, off you pop!
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[TbirdX]

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[Nobby the Bastard]

[arry]

Spill counter and Paint Diagram or GTFO.

[Tracer1234]

Quick update:

Bike is fucked fucked. Bike heaven fucked. Old man has taken full responsibility to the police and multiple witnesses. I will be doing spill counter and paint drawing in due course.

Love Nuts: ruptured​ left giblet. Waiting to find out if I am having surgery tonight or tomorrow.

Good job I have Ste's rainpal highlights to go though.

Ffs

Absolutely gutted about the bike.
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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Commuter_Tim]

^^^Had to rate funny, because you value your bike over one of your bollocks.
This is why I love BCF.
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[hellkat]

Sucks to be you, matey. xx

Hope the surgery is sooner rather than later.
You don't want to be "Nil by Mouth" for too long.
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[Polarbear]

[Tracer1234]

[Ste]

They're keeping you topped up with good drugs?

Make sure you get a pick'n'mix bag of drugs when they send you home.

[arry]

[P.addy]

Come to the GSXR side.

No bike is ever fully dead. 5 ponds.

Heal soon bro.

[Saraya]

RIP bike.
Wishing you and your spuds a speedy recovery.

[grr666]

[pepperami]