Haikus confuse me...

[The Shaggy D.A.]

..too often they make no sense.
Hand me the pliers.
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[Polarbear]

Japanese poetry?
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[WD Forte]

dearth of syllable
corporal punishment time
go to back of class
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[hellkat]

A stupid concept
Only for the really smart
I always fuck them up
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[hellkat]

Oh, is that the time?
It's spliff o'clock already
My life truly rocks






(with apologies to Grrr )
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[hellkat]

Silly Internet
Games, I prefer Mornington
Crescent; cerebral!
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[hellkat]

#allhaiku'dout
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[ocatoro]

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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Five syllables here,
Seven more syllables there.
Are you happy now?
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[hellkat]

Happiness abounds
Marijuana gives me glee
Also baddes' munch
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[hellkat]

Back to drawing board
hellkat-san, really no life
Haiku OCD
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What is a haiku,
Fuck off you twat.
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[hellkat]

Typical round-eye:
All the gear but no idea
Reach into your soul
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[andym]

[owl]

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
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[The999Kid]

Sat in the office,
boredom quickly kills my soul,
wish i could go home
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[WD Forte]

haiku haiku
it's off to work we go,
no.... hang on....
ahh bollocks!
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[angryjonny]

There was a young man
From Crewe who took limericks
And made them haiku


(shamelessly stolen off twitter)

[The999Kid]

yes it's bloody hot
yes i'm wearing just my pants
digging a new grave
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Perhaps best summed up by the great John Cooper Clarke

To convey one’s mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

When, oh when will he get his knighthood FFS?

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[The999Kid]

God I hate friday,
weekend cant come quick enough,
then it's gone again.
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[hellkat]

Cherry jam on toast
Sakura for my breakfast!
I'm too tired today
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[The999Kid]

Where did the heat go?
still stood here in just my pants
asbo on its way!
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[hellkat]

Tim in just his pants
Too much information, man
Hand me the mind bleach
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[The999Kid]