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Codezombie
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: How not to do a custom bike... Reply with quote

Somehow, and I guess this takes some sort of talent I guess, the builder managed to make a BMW C-Evolution even more ugly than the stock model...

https://kickstart.bikeexif.com//wp-content/uploads/2017/08/custom-bmw-c-evolution-625x417.jpg


https://www.bikeexif.com/custom-bmw-c-evolution
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rpsmith79
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like its crashed into a lump of coal
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like a rock and Hoover have been forced to hump Shocked
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks cool as a comic book/movie bike, but beyond that it shouldn't exist.
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which... which way is it facing?

Soon to be seen on eBay as "Batcycle project, 90% complete".
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Which... which way is it facing?

Soon to be seen on eBay as "Batcycle project, 90% complete".


Related ad 96%!

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PostPosted: 10:47 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris.... thats so close to me Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Chris.... thats so close to me Laughing


Laughing

The paint is fucking awful, look close it's been sloped on over everything and there are loads of chunks out of it. Laughing

I might give him £2-300 but no more.
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P.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Braver man than me! The spelling alone puts me off, sercle lights mate.... SERCLE Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is why we need thought police. So these abominations can be stopped at the concept stage.
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Braver man than me! The spelling alone puts me off, sercle lights mate.... SERCLE Laughing


Don't forget the "quwik acshon throttle"
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Codezombie wrote:
Somehow, and I guess this takes some sort of talent I guess, the builder managed to make a BMW C-Evolution even more ugly than the stock model...


At least it would be good for mowing down the hoodlums nicking bikes.

Paddy. wrote:
Chris.... thats so close to me Laughing


Internet wins and Karma if you go view and take a selfie with it.
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:


Internet wins if you go view and take a selfie with it.


I would karma that. Laughing
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

That front end just looks like some sort of Origami abomination.
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

rpsmith79 wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
Braver man than me! The spelling alone puts me off, sercle lights mate.... SERCLE Laughing


Don't forget the "quwik acshon throttle"


Not to mention the "sprokits" - and the "tenchiner" (I had to say that out loud to understand what it was) Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sorry, pugwash1992 has declined your offer"

Crying or Very sad

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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"Sorry, pugwash1992 has declined your offer"

Crying or Very sad

https://i.imgur.com/mT1gayM.png


Ha, mine too Sad

Hes playing hard to get.

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PostPosted: 12:37 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

That bike reminds me of when you get the Hammerfist upgrade in Prototype

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/prototype/images/b/b6/28222_heller_hammerfist_final_by_redhavic-d86mge2.jpg
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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracer1234 wrote:
Hes playing hard to get.

https://i.imgur.com/o78TBkX.png

He needs many more excellent offers to increase his happiness. Thumbs Up
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Tracer1234
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:
Hes playing hard to get.

https://i.imgur.com/o78TBkX.png

He needs many more excellent offers to increase his happiness. Thumbs Up


Hes holding his stance.

https://s20.postimg.org/cri0mi571/Screenshot_2017-08-30_at_13.55.14.png
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Tracer1234 wrote:


Internet wins if you go view and take a selfie with it.


I would karma that. Laughing


But I would buy if I viewed Sick I always buy cheap shit.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you really want that abomination, Paddy?
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.reddwarf.co.uk/features/fiction/camille/camille_4.jpg
It's obviously the result of this romantic evening between Red-Dwarf's Kryten and the GELF... innit cooot... it got it daddy's nose......
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Ste
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 30 Aug 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've got to go and take a photo a photo of yourself with that thing!! Laughing

Bonus internet points are available if you can also get a photo of the bike with the person who wrote that eBay description.

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