How not to do a custom bike...

Codezombie · Nova Slayer Joined: 13 Jan 2015 Karma :

Somehow, and I guess this takes some sort of talent I guess, the builder managed to make a BMW C-Evolution even more ugly than the stock model...

https://kickstart.bikeexif.com//wp-content/uploads/2017/08/custom-bmw-c-evolution-625x417.jpg

https://www.bikeexif.com/custom-bmw-c-evolution
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rpsmith79 · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2017 Karma :

Looks like its crashed into a lump of coal
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pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

Looks like a rock and Hoover have been forced to hump Shocked

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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

It looks cool as a comic book/movie bike, but beyond that it shouldn't exist.
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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Which... which way is it facing?

Soon to be seen on eBay as "Batcycle project, 90% complete".
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P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Chris.... thats so close to me Laughing

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P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Braver man than me! The spelling alone puts me off, sercle lights mate.... SERCLE Laughing

chickenstrip · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Dec 2013 Karma :

This is why we need thought police. So these abominations can be stopped at the concept stage.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

That front end just looks like some sort of Origami abomination.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

"Sorry, pugwash1992 has declined your offer"

Crying or Very sad

https://i.imgur.com/mT1gayM.png

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MahatmaAndhi · Traffic Copper Joined: 10 Jun 2015 Karma :

That bike reminds me of when you get the Hammerfist upgrade in Prototype

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/prototype/images/b/b6/28222_heller_hammerfist_final_by_redhavic-d86mge2.jpg
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waffles · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Oct 2009 Karma :

Would you really want that abomination, Paddy?
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Teflon-Mike · tl;dr Joined: 01 Jun 2010 Karma :

https://www.reddwarf.co.uk/features/fiction/camille/camille_4.jpg
It's obviously the result of this romantic evening between Red-Dwarf's Kryten and the GELF... innit cooot... it got it daddy's nose......
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

You've got to go and take a photo a photo of yourself with that thing!! Laughing

Bonus internet points are available if you can also get a photo of the bike with the person who wrote that eBay description.

It's your duty to BCF. Thumbs Up