Gymnast & poo got stuck between two non-opening windows

[Ste]

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

[Tracer1234]

Ha, i was just reading that artical. I mean, how can you resist this headline...

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo


Highlight has to be this...

https://s20.postimg.org/4h6ejzb9p/Screenshot_2017-09-05_at_23.50.47.png
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[owl]

Even better ...

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

It was on 600 a couple hours ago now double, original request 200 😂
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[Tracer1234]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[CaNsA]

[doggone]

They seem to gloss over the strangeness of fishing out a turd and throwing it out of a window in the first place
Imagine if a policeman or some Muslims were passing.

Most people have a blender on hand surely

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[BTTD]

I did wonder why he was still seeing her, but then I read gymnast.

[Tracer1234]

It seems her plan was soiled.


Worst think about that joke is that Im not even sorry.
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CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Bozzy.]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Slightly different view from the BBC...

[M.C]

Basically this happened: https://youtu.be/NwcVJMvVWDA?t=24s

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[haroman666]

I used to read these things in the "Embarrassing stories" section of Nuts and FHM but I never believed them to actually be true.

Crazy shit.
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[bhinso]

Indeed, it must have been a Crazy Shit

[Tracer1234]

[DrSnoosnoo]

[M.C]

[Ste]

£2,770 of £200 goal

**UPDATE** Wow. We've raised over 10 times the orginial campaign ammount. That is truly amazing. Thank you so much to everybody who has donated. I am truly humbled. I never expected this campaign to get this big. This has been great for the charities, but it hasn't been so great for me personally. I have already said all I am going to say on the matter, and any further requests for comment will be ignored. Thank you so much for your genorosity! I will be leaving this page up until Sunday Evening (GMT) if anyone else wants to donate, after which time 100% of the funds will be split between the two charities. Thankyou for all the interest, it's been a truly humbling 24 hours. I now need to concentrate on my University studies, which have been poorly neglected over the last day. Thanks again, Liam x



Screenshot of the page including comments: https://i.imgur.com/HlQacBA.jpg

[M.C]

[bhinso]

I think if they really want to get some money for Charity she should announce that she'll reveal her identity if it gets to £5000 or something