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King29 wrote: | Slightly irked today by an old Scottish geezer. I was in a charity shop, British heart foundation, Scottish gent arguing over the price of a 2nd hand table. "Aye but it's 2nd hand, and there's a mark on it, LOOK". "Go on take the poond I am offering ye, go on tek it". Relentless, on and on he went. In the end he ranted "GO ON STICK IT UP YE!" and walked off. Bizarre, it is a charity shop, you know; for charity. |
It was probably rog after some cheap wood that he can fashion into something and attach to one of his bikes. ____________________ There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.
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Went to go out on the dirt bike this morning and the battery has gone belly up
(Showing 12.46vdc across the terminals then drops to 1.31vdc when I press the button.Starts okay with a booster pack but I cannot take that with me in a rucksack for whenever I stop). ____________________ Just talk bikes.What else is there?
Always have a 'Plan B'
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My bus back from Stansted was filled with the usual collection of weasel-faced Eastern Europeans and shouty Africans. I had thought shouty Africans were annoying when they shouted in English, but I'd not heard them do it in Italian.
There was even a guy eating Burger King, complete with stinky tomato ketchup. I nearly hurled.
It was so distressing I had to get a black cab home from Stratford ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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One of the blokes I was due to ride with has one but in order to get to the battery it is a question of removing the seat via the screw under the rear mudguard.
I went out on the FJ instead. ____________________ Just talk bikes.What else is there?
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Lidl do them (or equivelent) £20 ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: |
Lidl do them (or equivelent) £20 |
How to ruin someone's day
Did you write the Purple Bricks adverts? ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Drunk drivers.
More specifically the paraletic arsehole who torpedoed his crappy Honda into the side of my truck friday night, leaving me and the missus sat in the middle of a busy junction having spun us around 300 degrees whilst managed to drive off about 300 hundred yards and then stagger away until the police got him. At least his parents had the foresight to insure the little shit.
Truck's a write off.
The salvage man said he's not seen this before...
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mentalboy wrote: | Drunk drivers.
More specifically the paraletic arsehole who torpedoed his crappy Honda into the side of my truck friday night, leaving me and the missus sat in the middle of a busy junction having spun us around 300 degrees whilst managed to drive off about 300 hundred yards and then stagger away until the police got him. At least his parents had the foresight to insure the little shit.
Truck's a write off.
The salvage man said he's not seen this before...
https://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r601/mentalboy1/IMG_1766_zpsqimdlaks.jpg~original |
Crikey, the bodywork looks like a crumpled tea towel too!
Glad you're both OK. ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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But imagine if you had one of those inferior little cars rather than HUNKS OF 'MURICA METAL.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 196 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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