Return of the Sunday Night Caption Competition!

[Bendy]

Once more into the breech, my friends...

[Minky_monkey]

I told you your Helmet was too small...........

[Gazdaman]

"If I stand like this all day they'll never notice there's no ACU sticker on your helmet...."

Gaz

[instigator]

"Muuuuuuuuuuummmm, not in front of the guuuuuys...."

[MarJay]

You're coming with me to the headmasters office! Even if I have to drag you by the ear...

oh.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Kickstart]

"What are you doing. Take this silly thing off your head and come home with me young man."

All the best

Keith
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Traxpics, track day and racing photographs - Bimota Forum - Bike performance / thrust graphs for choosing gearing

[MarJay]

The Tussauds rapid reaction squad put the finishing touches to the Snetterton exhibit.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Laura]

My god is that what they call a women?......It's touching me?

Huh im confused.
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Good girls ride motorcycles bad girls thrash them.

[TheShaggyDA]

"I cast thee out, Satan-ah, out! Hallelujah! Praise be the Lard-ah! I've-a cured-a ya! Brothahs and Sistahs rejoice-ah!"
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Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[strag]

You WILL wear your bib, if you spill your dinner I will not wash your leathers.
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carbon bling

[The Tot]

Ahh, there you go... polish my helmet!
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[Flip]

'Hello... Mcfly...' /knock knock

[Reevo8]

"Did you remember to clean behind your ears?"
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05 ZX10R, (**05 WKR)

[Project9928]

They didn't swop your gel for glue again did they.

[baskie]

good ones lads, all bloddy good.

'see i told u i could fit my fist in your mouth'

[Ric]

monday morning but hey

"The power rangers costume designer adds the final touch"

[lilredmachine]

'Blow harder or I'm not letting you go young man'
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Bikes: too many, too much for one man to maintain anyway.

[jay12329]

I knew I should have brought the yellow pages.
J

[Zoffo]

Now have you got your vest on and washed behind your ears. <spits on handie and rubs his face>

AAAAW mam!

[stinkwheel]

What I don't understand is how you got the buckle up your nose in the first place.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[wantser]

your supposed to put it on this way round.
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field

[Adam_P]

"Right, now we'll just disengage your brain before you go out on track. The switch should be right about here."

"There, you're ready to be a bike racer now."
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Colin McRae MBE 1968 - 2007 RIP
Orwell Rolls in his Grave
God is imaginary

[R4nger]

Want a shag?

[lilredmachine]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Subtle, very subtle indeed.
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Bikes: too many, too much for one man to maintain anyway.