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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 07 Feb 2018    Post subject: Public masturbator gets off in court Reply with quote

https://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/news/public-masturbator-gets-off-in-court/3328486/

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PostPosted: 23:54 - 07 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02:24 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have been more impressive if he had got it out in the court room....

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PostPosted: 13:40 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was expecting to read that he'd been handed a stiff sentence...
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always a good idea to arrive early at court. Whistle
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a wanker
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

In other related news, masturbating kill 100 germans a year according to the metro

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/?ito=amp-trending1
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently the optimum number of 'emptyings' is 21 a month to prevent prostrate cancer.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 08 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on"

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PostPosted: 01:26 - 09 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on"

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Must have been reading about Scottish RTAs

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/mum-asked-daughter-driving-snow-ok-got-sent-photo-7298059/
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Ste
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PostPosted: 01:37 - 09 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it was 64 slices of American cheese that the guy was covered with.
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