Public masturbator gets off in court

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

https://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/news/public-masturbator-gets-off-in-court/3328486/

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Polarbear · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Karma :

It would have been more impressive if he had got it out in the court room....

I did it like this, m'lud
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Diggs · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Karma :

I was expecting to read that he'd been handed a stiff sentence...
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Always a good idea to arrive early at court. Whistle

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duhawkz · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Karma :

What a wanker
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duhawkz · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Karma :

In other related news, masturbating kill 100 germans a year according to the metro

https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/?ito=amp-trending1
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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Apparently the optimum number of 'emptyings' is 21 a month to prevent prostrate cancer.
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on"

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

I hope it was 64 slices of American cheese that the guy was covered with.