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Posted: 10:14 - 11 Apr 2018 Post subject: Help - domestic crisis! |
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Wifey is away fro a few days, Yay, I get the remote control
However, yesterday, while watching ManCity v Liverpool I accidentally knocked over my pot noodle on her month old pristine carpet. It was a Bombay Bad Boy and it's been a really bad boy and left a horrible brownie-red stain on the cream and light brown carpet.
I can't seem to completely shift it and I know she's going to notice so I'm either in the dog house or it's going to cost me!
So wondrous BCF stain removers, what do you use that isn't going to get me in even worse shit.
I know how this chap feels
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chris-red Have you considered a TDM?
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Panda1909 Borekit Bruiser
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Posted: 10:44 - 11 Apr 2018 Post subject: |
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Vinegar and baking powder worked for a curry stain removal on our white fluffy carpet not so long back. Failing that as mentioned by chris-red a rug doctor, their spray bottle works wonders, I was going to get one of those spray bottles but tried the vinegar and baking powder first.
Table spoon of baking soda on the stain and pour on vinegar (white not malt) scrub away with washing up sponge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfEOxyUr93U&t
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Posted: 10:47 - 11 Apr 2018 Post subject: |
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Assuming she never paid for it outright with her own money and you were somehow invited to contribute toward the cost.
Then just tell her (assertively) the bit with the stain is your bit
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Panda1909 wrote: | Trash the house, say it was robbed, kill a gypsy and put their body over the noodle stain. That way you don't get the blame, and the loving gypsy community will put some nice flowers opposite your gaff for you to look at. Win-Win.
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Oh dear, that did make me laugh
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scuttle your houseboat - claim on the insurance - your mishap covered up |
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So... Has she seen it yet? Wot g'wan? ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 42 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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