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She's taking the piss now.
You need to spank her.
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andyscooter World Chat Champion
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got loads planned and it is going to piss down again
can you pressure wash a garden in the rain ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Polarbear |
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This is not my weekend
I want to blame wifie again but I think it's pushing it a bit.
I went down my boat last night. I got wifie to drop me off leaving my grannymobile C max for her to use as she had fcuked her car.
I spent the night on the boat (floating mancave), watching man things and scoffing things I'm not allowed to eat at home
Wifie comes to pick me up this morning to run her to Yoga or some such shit so I can take the car and do some tip runs.
Start car, turn wheel and the is a horrible juddering from the steering. WTF? Oh says she, I thought it felt a bit funny. Right Dear, a bit funny
Anyway, drops her off and struggles home in the car (actually it was more a fight than a struggle), pulls onto the drive to see a bloody great oil patch where my car is normally parked. So there is my steering fluid that should actually me in the steering system. FFS Stevie Wonder would have notice it on a dark night, Wifie, no chance.
So grannymobile has shat out its steering oil. Hand book says not top uppable on my model . U Tube says hydraulic oil filling is under the headlamp but if the steering rack has died, thats a good few hundred quid plus labour. I'm not sure it's worth repairing the old bitch.
Oh well, will investigate tomorrow. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Bugger ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Anything fattening. Biscuits, ice cream, sweeties (and a sneaky glass of wine) ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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The local Elbonian beggar has coiled one out right outside Tesco. Then someone stood in it. And tracked it all through the shop.
Diversity is our strength. And boy is it a robust odour. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Reminds me of Mr Poo Man
We had an old guy used to come into the shopping center I used to work in who was a bit special
On several occasions we had to put him out as he would walk along the food court dropping lumps of poo out of the legs of his trousers
he was banned from entering but that didn't stop him
Thing was you could be on the 3rd floor and smell him come in on the ground floor ____________________ DILLIGAF |
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Fed Ex, for a second day they failed to deliver, yesterday the lying c**ts said there was no one in, today the tracking said the packages were signed for then that they were back at the depot.
Aaaand I had a PCX baklaf special (no plate) parked right up against my car this morning, could barely get in |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 49 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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